STEINER MATH PROVES MICHIGAN HAS A 133⅓% CHANCE TO DESTROY UCONN TONIGHT!
You see, you got the #1 seed Michigan Wolverines men’s basketball, the BIG DOGS, the TOP OF THE FOOD CHAIN.
going up against UConn Huskies.
Now normally, that’s a 50/50 shot at best of winning it all.
BUT YOU AIN’T DEALING WITH NORMAL. YOU’RE DEALING WITH THE #1 SEED!
So you add 25% for being the best team in the damn tournament. NOW YOU’RE AT 75%!
BUT WAIT A MINUTE!
UConn walks in thinking they’re tough, thinking they’re built for March, BUT THEY AIN’T BUILT LIKE MICHIGAN!
So you take their confidence, their “championship DNA”,
AND YOU SUBTRACT 33 1/3%…
NOW YOU GOT MICHIGAN AT 108 1/3% CHANCE OF RUNNING THEM STRAIGHT OUT THE GYM!
AND THEN YOU FACTOR IN THE BIG 10 GRIND, THE SIZE, THE PHYSICALITY,
THE FACT THEY BEEN WHOOPIN TEAMS ALL YEAR LONG!
YOU ADD ANOTHER 25% JUST FOR THAT!
NOW YOU LOOKIN AT A 133 1/3% CHANCE OF AN ABSOLUTE ASS WHOOPIN!
THE NUMBERS DON’T LIE.
AND THEY SPELL DISASTER FOR UCONN TONIGHT
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SAMOA JOE’s legendary "SHOOT" promo at TNA Turning Point 2007:
Joe went off-script to deliver one of the most passionate promos in wrestling history. He called out Scott Hall for failing to show up for the PPV.
Joe: “Scott Hall, chico, kiss my a--, you punked out and you're a punk!”— [Scott Hall].
Joe even took shots at his own tag team partner, Kevin Nash, while he was standing right there.
Later that night, Joe and Nash reportedly got into a real physical confrontation backstage. 💀🔥