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Never thought I'd be a grumpy old man, but here I am, and I'm killing it!

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Minnesotans Begin Fleeing To Somalia To Escape Violence https://t.co/sF7Q5FxZVO via @TheBabylonBee

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Trump In High-Speed Chase From International Cops After Breaking International Law https://t.co/kmVGtpxeEa via @TheBabylonBee

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Crew Of Starship 'Enterprise' Discovers Yet Another New Planet That Looks Shockingly Like Southern California https://t.co/wOz35W5uUo via @TheBabylonBee

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‘Conservatives Want Women In Handmaid’s Tale Outfits,’ Declares Liberal Wearing Hijab https://t.co/LJ3ATzc9IW via @TheBabylonBee

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@oelma__ Sorry, no

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California Family Still Waiting For Permit To Build Gingerbread House https://t.co/pVB5V0weKK via @TheBabylonBee

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Minnesota Vikings Change Name To Minnesota Somali Pirates https://t.co/5755HgWoeZ via @TheBabylonBee

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Democrats Accuse Luke Skywalker Of War Crimes For Using More Than One Proton Torpedo Against Death Star https://t.co/oRpg36khqp via @TheBabylonBee

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Turkey Pardoned By Biden Administration 4 Times Commits Violent Turkey Murder https://t.co/xjwAdG3Rnm via @TheBabylonBee

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Chicago Kicks Off Holiday Season By Unveiling Festive Red And Green Crime-Scene Tape https://t.co/eMESJmW4d6 via @TheBabylonBee

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😆😅😂🤣😂😅😆 - but true ...
Jesus Heals Demon-Possessed Man By Taking Away His Smartphone https://t.co/MQczsiY3mE via @TheBabylonBee

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Chicago Judge Hoping 23rd Time Is The Charm For Rehabilitating Violent Criminal https://t.co/poHtG7xazQ via @TheBabylonBee

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@marlene4719 lol a Canadian

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Suspicions Raised As Wormtongue's X Account Reveals He's Based In Isengard https://t.co/3hHCKakzGW via @TheBabylonBee

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Trump To Execute All Turkeys Pardoned By Biden's Autopen https://t.co/NyIIMJkWbX via @TheBabylonBee

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Breaking: Hamas Breaches White House Perimeter https://t.co/5rWceJllDB via @TheBabylonBee

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Taylor Swift Dumps Travis Kelce For Face Paint Boy https://t.co/tewfWiC32C via @TheBabylonBee

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Pride Parade Followed Closely By Disinfectant Parade https://t.co/bqSkuyeREH via @TheBabylonBee

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Average IQ In Congress Expected To Rise Significantly After MTG Resigns https://t.co/RF93ru1V5o via @TheBabylonBee