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Windows are the eyes to the house

[thom @ThomGuru]

Everything hurts

[thom @ThomGuru]

Ya boi desperately needs a new couch

[thom @ThomGuru]

Kid Rock hasn’t been relevant for well over a decade and no one gives a shit that he’s upset

[thom @ThomGuru]

I can never figure out if I recognize people from the bar or from the gym when I see them in the outside world

[thom @ThomGuru]

I big part of me wants to do musical theater again

[thom @ThomGuru]

your name.

[thom @ThomGuru]

Should I watch Scrubs again?

[thom @ThomGuru]

@karli_mckenna Let’s go to Colorado

[thom @ThomGuru]

Gas bill went down $20 and it was totally worth being cold all the time

[thom @ThomGuru]

My little cousin is gettin married next month and part of me is excited to spend time with my family again and the other part of me knows that I’ll just be disappointed with them again 😔

[thom @ThomGuru]

I keep find white beard hairs. This is truly the end of my youth.

[thom @ThomGuru]

HONK

[thom @ThomGuru]

Someone said something that made you uncomfortable? Just moon walk away! Follow me for more alpha moves.

[John Foley @2008Philz]

Tried to use AI to generate photos of the Phillie Phanatic. Results were terrifying.

[thom @ThomGuru]

Found a big ass white hair in my beard. My life is over.

[thom @ThomGuru]

Everything hurts

[thom @ThomGuru]

@enotSaraS That’s a matter of opinion

[thom @ThomGuru]

Hyde&Jackie was my favorite 70s Show couple

[thom @ThomGuru]

Oh dang it

[thom @ThomGuru]

Does anyone else that lives alone just not fold their laundry?