Tom

Car enthusiast, amateur home chef, cyclist, and power lifter.

[Fellaraktar🇺🇦 @fellaraktar]

BREAKING:

Trump nominates Joaquín “El Chapo” Guzmán to be the new head of the Drug Enforcement Agency (DEA).

[Heather @heathem1221]

As someone who DOESN'T live in a swing state, I'm gonna say this with my full chest:

I'm tired of 7 fucking states deciding the fate of 50 states.

[Tom @Thomas897]

@NYCTSubway @MTA Convenient

[Tom @Thomas897]

@MTA where can I send the bill for my Uber?

[Tom @Thomas897]

@NYCTSubway @MTA Might have. At the 45min mark I called an Uber. I have a dog waiting for me to be walked.

[Tom @Thomas897]

@MTA again you cancel most of the busses for the 7oclock hour! What does a dude gotta do to get home over here! I’ve been waiting 45min already

[Tom @Thomas897]

@NYCTSubway @MTA Already called an Uber. Can’t stand around all night waiting. Gotta cook dinner still and take care of my dog.

[Tom @Thomas897]

@MTA five+ not in service busses have passed me. You expect people to pay but don’t provide a reliable service.

[Tom @Thomas897]

@MTA what’s up with the q54!? Hands down the most unreliable bus I’ve had to take. If it was a late night I’d understand but it’s been 30min and no busses have showed up. #DoBetter

[I-95 Bully (Broadway Bully) @i95Bully]

Knicks fans pulling up on Philly.

[Tom @Thomas897]

My shepherd, every time I come home

[Tom @Thomas897]

Why is it always a nightmare when you go to a quest diagnostic. It’s like they purposely hire the most incompetent people.

[Art Of Philosophy @Deep_philo]

"If you have anxiety, read this"

Psychology Thread

[Nnedi Okorafor, PhD🕷️ @Nnedi]

This one is on point. 🎯

[Ken Olin @kenolin1]

This.

[Nathan Monk @fathernathan]

The same folks saying, “don’t have sex and you won’t get pregnant,” believe in a religion based upon the idea that a woman didn’t have sex and got pregnant.

[Sarah Lazarus @sarahclazarus]

did I “kill a plant” or did the plant not have what it takes to thrive in this fast-paced environment

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Trevor on Lizzo’s “Grrrls” lyric controversy #BetweenTheScenes