thomas

utter nonsense

[ayame✰ 菖蒲 @tummy_kisser]

average street in united kingdom:

[The Midas Touch @midas_toucher]

how it feels to play fetch with my dog

[WRENCH ➡️ TEKKO @superwrenching]

aura.

[lynbian @Cheesebotrl]

if they taught me this growing up maybe I wouldnt have hurt all those people

[Cal @SinclairMonaco]

How it feels telling people that I browsed 4chan in high school but turned out woke

[Sage @sagebored]

Jerry: She has a penis?

George: She had a PENIS, Jerry!

Elaine: So what if she had a penis?

(Kramer enters)

Elaine: Kramer, would you ever date a girl with a penis?

Kramer: I only date girls with penises

George: Really? Why?

Kramer: She knows her way around the equipment

[Odysseas 🇵🇸 @RealOdysseas]

signing it in Versailles

[thomas @Thomas97538737]

i have liked so many rabbi mizrachi videos posted my muslim xitter accounts that the algorithm now thinks that i am apart of the muslim xitter community

[thomas @Thomas97538737]

@x3notrope AND HERE'S WHY THAT'S A GOOD THING!

[Geiger Capital @Geiger_Capital]

Auto-translate during the World Cup is devastating for girls with blue hair who call America the most racist country in the world.

[seraph @spacerunaway_]

all the quotes saying "three masterpieces and mother 1"

[Doak @doaknet]

SUNY islam

[bella @YEAGERlSM]

This fucking game bro

[Forrest Cardamenis @FCardamenis]

Baby has gotten good at identifying “dada” but still struggling with surrealism, cubism, even baroque.

[Blanco @blanco2k1]

Excuse me sir vs Subtitle error

[Rosedark 📕 @FreeRosedark]

Jensen Ackles' pure Supernatural aura is irradiating The Boys gifs with the Tumblr filter

[ComicGoldLeaf 🌟 @comicgoldleaf]

larping the boys