Thomas P. Balazs

Thomas P. Balazs, PhD, MFA, fiction-writer, essayist, author of Omicron Ceti III, teacher of Creative Writing for decades.

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For your Thanksgiving Eve enjoyment.
https://t.co/vm19Td0c1t

[The Monkees @TheMonkees]

“The Monkees are like the mafia. You're in for life. Nobody gets out.” -Davy

[Mall Bangers @MallBangers]

“You BASTARDS!”

[Royally Sage @sage1411]

My brother posts this every year in the family chat on the 4th. Still hilarious.

[Landru @Mr_Landru]

🎂Happy 250th Birthday America 🇺🇸
From the Greatest Canadian actor ever!

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I don’t know. Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey looks like a train wreck, but no one complaining about there not being authentic Greek actors seems bothered by a Scott-English-Swedish-Finnish guy playing Odysseus.

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https://t.co/wTt8j4JFOa

[Rushi @rushicrypto]

Greenland is now asking Trump to invade, hoping to secure a deal similar to the one Iran got.

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@Musclemanhh I stated seriously lifting this year, age 62

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@Yakovolf I remember many times Jeremy referring to Ben as his best friend. I agree this is very sad.

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@judahbalazs But did you read it?

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Yes, Your Kid Should (Probably) Go to College https://t.co/M3022rpi53

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

All the haters can kiss my ass

[Kassy Akiva @KassyAkiva]

“There’s a question that I get a lot these days. People will come up and say, ‘What happened to all of these people? What happened to Candace Owens or Tucker Carlson or Megyn Kelly, and all the rest?’

And I don’t know the answer, because I am not a psychiatrist. But here is what I do know:

Nobody has ever asked that question about me. No one. Because my worldview has not changed. It has not changed. My principles have not changed, because I think those principles are true and good. And those principles are not going to change.

So, in the end, take it or leave it.”

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The New York Times has put a whole new spin on the antisemitic dog whistle.

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@JeremyDBoreing @SethDillon It saddens me that you haven’t spoken to Ben in a year.

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Saw the Eagles last night in Atlanta, ran the experience through my morning dog-walk, and came up with this: https://t.co/2vCygpba13

[𝙼𝚁. 𝙻𝙴𝙰𝙳𝚂𝙻𝙸𝙽𝙶𝙴𝚁 @MrLeadslinger]

🚨 JUST IN: The DOJ has released HIGH QUALITY security camera footage of attempted Trump assassin Cole Allen SPRINTING through the security checkpoint at WHCA’s dinner

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@JrHopeless “ orthodox Star Trek”😆. Love it I’m stealing that.

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@TheCinesthetic If I didn't know it was AI, I'd maybe not notice, but knowing he's an AI character just destroys the whole thing for me. I feel like I'm watching an algorithm not a human.