Michael Thomas

Computer Helper, Drawrer, Improv Business Boy, No Longer A Free Time Haver

[Michael Thomas @ThomasCommaM]

@RealLowGriffin and I are doing a 24 Hour Steam that culminates in a Hot Ones Style Challenge. It starts this Friday at 5pm.

[Griffin Lowmaster @RealLowGriffin]

@ThomasCommaM and I are doing a 24 Hour Stream that culminates in a Hot Ones Style Challenge. It starts this Friday at 5pm.
https://t.co/6lF9SHots0

[Michael Thomas @ThomasCommaM]

@SaulRosenbear Laura sent me a listing for a vintage Saab in the area while we were watching it, the pull is that strong

[Michael Thomas @ThomasCommaM]

@willmenaker Kevin James Spader

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@embosquerie Damn Danny Elfman's still got it

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@dog_rates @bestfriends @Trupanion Vinny is ready for his first Christmas

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carp

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@embosquerie Can't wait to play as this hyper pervert

[Michael Thomas @ThomasCommaM]

@embosquerie Delete this one

[Michael Thomas @ThomasCommaM]

@CountItDota And what's the deal with all that power? Should one man have that much?! I don't know!

[Michael Thomas @ThomasCommaM]

Living with another person is all about sharing responsibilities: wordlessly knowing whose turn it is to wash dishes, take out the trash, or sing the chorus of Uncle Kracker's "Drift Away" to get it stuck in everyone's head

[Michael Thomas @ThomasCommaM]

@SaulRosenbear They get around, they were trying to ramp off of a flat rock outside our complex earlier today, too. They had multiple dudes urinate behind the Chalmers

[Michael Thomas @ThomasCommaM]

@kmtheshow I use the "put your finger inside the cup's lid to know when it's almost full" thing all the time so not the blind one

[Michael Thomas @ThomasCommaM]

@CountItDota @BaseCase But he's ~tiny~

[Michael Thomas @ThomasCommaM]

@CountItDota @BaseCase Actually in the EU it was explained that it's about density in the body, so having less biomass is actually really important. No legs=less ground the midichlorians have to travel. It's why Yoda's so powerful

[Michael Thomas @ThomasCommaM]

@SaulRosenbear Need assistance with Ron Jon's Surf Shop

[Michael Thomas @ThomasCommaM]

I guess we'll find out tomorrow how dumb and stubborn Americans are if they go out and celebrate or even just wish @CountItDota a happy birthday

[Michael Thomas @ThomasCommaM]

Really upset that my doctor uses a photo of me in twenty years to advertise blood pressure

[Michael Thomas @ThomasCommaM]

@mslaushu Don't spread it to me please

[Michael Thomas @ThomasCommaM]

@kmtheshow 🍑?

[Michael Thomas @ThomasCommaM]

@SaulRosenbear Don't dress for the Alice that you are, dress for the 73rd Alice you want to be