Thomas E. Carley 🫑

ΦΜΑ. Bassist. Arranger/Orchestrator. Performer. Plant dad. Self-proclaimed "cool grandpa." Groove. He/Him

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I love music so much wow

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Just hanging with my roomie

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@MTA The subway was at the station when I scanned in and I hustled to get to it. They opened the doors for me, but the platform was slick, so I slipped and fell flat on my ass, and closed the doors on me. Please send be the video. It HAS to be hilarious.

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Stand clear of the closing doors, please

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@MTA I know it’s starting to get ~a little~ colder outside, but that doesn’t mean blast heat on the subway platforms or in the cars. We’re out here sweating.

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I was gonna make a joke that Kurt Hummel was the best rendition of “Rose’s Turn,” but then Audra McDonald did THAT

#TonyAwards

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@Dill_Knight A delightful lil bean, that’s what

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Alanis and Reneé: the gasp I gusped

#NewYearsRockingEve

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I’ve been alive for almost(!) thirty years and I still don’t know how to properly spell my birthday month - Feburuary. Febuary. Februaryuyuaryary.

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I picked the right time to upgrade from AMC Premiere to A List because I’m going to get my moneys worth seeing Wicked over and over and over again

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Hot take (?) based on what I’ve seen on The Internet™️:

I actually really enjoyed #JokerFolieADeux

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Update: I just saw a bigger god in a bigger rain jacket. Today is going to be a great day!

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Seeing a tiny dog in a tiny rain jacket is giving me the life I need to get through today

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I want hockey season back :(

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I’ve never been to hell, but I have been to the Times Square subway station and I’m sure that’s equally as hot.

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Fifteen years? Oof #MyTwitterAnniversary

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@NYCTSubway @MTA 2303 was the one I’ve been on this morning, but it’s been almost every train I’ve been on lately

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For the love of Christ, can we get working AC on the 1 trains? @MTA

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I don’t care if it’s my team lifting the @StanleyCup or not, it always makes me cry.

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Well dang, I whiffed that

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I can’t believe the Oilers are going to be Stanley Cup champs after being down 3-0 in a series. Not to count out the Panthers, but like… they’ve folded these past couple of games.

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I can’t believe the Oilers are going to be Stanley Cup champs after being down 3-0 in a series. Not to count out the Panthers, but like… they’ve folded these past couple of games.