Thomas Hawks

Land surveyor • Moving one hundredth at a time • Family is Boss • Dawgs on top, Lions are my Pride • Proud Sthrn Dem, ought to get a rich man to vote like that

[Thomas Hawks @ThomasG_MZ]

With so much happening in 2026, this has been the least inspiring season of imminent football, becoming oblivious, tunnel vision for me
Dawgs will still prevail, call it peace of mind

[Thomas Hawks @ThomasG_MZ]

@ClaudesBBQ But I responded on Twitter, is this the Matrix alternate?

[Thomas Hawks @ThomasG_MZ]

@oldguy_steve Once I went through checkout with a cashier just to avoid the bullshit, was still stopped on my exit because “we had a cashier involved in tricks”
It’s why I don’t shop at places anymore, ain’t worth it

[Thomas Hawks @ThomasG_MZ]

@jrlowry007 Injury prone in Boston, and we got him for one Grissom

[Thomas Hawks @ThomasG_MZ]

@BudLightSadness Pro tip: smoke your bologna

[Thomas Hawks @ThomasG_MZ]

@equine__dentist I see the toaster food, what’s that underneath?

[Thomas Hawks @ThomasG_MZ]

@marygonza24 Who’s doing the dishes😂

[Thomas Hawks @ThomasG_MZ]

@__alexisTEXAS Coconut water is mass hydration, I’ll Fade

[Thomas Hawks @ThomasG_MZ]

@RickJacksonGA will constantly remind you of what he did his first 32 years in this State, but wipe your memory of his last 40 years.

[Thomas Hawks @ThomasG_MZ]

The Walking Dead should’ve introduced Polk Salad before the episode with the can of dog food

[Thomas Hawks @ThomasG_MZ]

@_we_love_food Nancy loves ‘em

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

This will be an unpopular opinion on the Right but I think this is kind of dumb, even as a troll. Lake Ontario was given that name on maps by European explorers long before the Canadian province of Ontario was named. There are several cities in America called Ontario -- at least one of them predating the Canadian province by like 100 years -- because the word originates with native tribes in North America. It's not a Canadian invention. Canadians never uniquely owned the lake or the name. So in effect all you're doing here is actually giving them credit for a thing that wasn't theirs to begin with. Yeah it's funny when Canadians are upset I guess or whatever, but Lake Ontario, the name itself, is *American* history dating back many centuries. Not sure how you own Canada by deleting your own history.

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

The United States has never looked weaker or more ridiculous and incompetent to allies and enemies around the world than we do right now.

[Thomas Hawks @ThomasG_MZ]

Isn’t there a solar/lunar eclipse somewhere every day at any point and nobody knows because everyone isn’t a physicist?

[Thomas Hawks @ThomasG_MZ]

@CuffsTheLegend Your blue check suggests ya want context, well here’s mine. Just tried this the other day and it’s absolutely trash, nobody likes crunchy fkn waffles and dry chicken.

[Thomas Hawks @ThomasG_MZ]

@CFB_Pat @ChickfilA Tried this and it was meh, nobody likes crunchy waffles, but each their own lmao

[Thomas Hawks @ThomasG_MZ]

@GuyATL I’d climb those hills

[Thomas Hawks @ThomasG_MZ]

@chefsevenn All fun and games until that one corner of a dorito gets lodged in your throat

[Thomas Hawks @ThomasG_MZ]

Stay away from ground beef for at least two months, unless you slaughter your own, wise beyond

[Toby Rogers @uTobian]

Oh, so this is what happened. Argentina has toxic beef that it can't sell. Someone made a call to Trump, offered to cut him in on the action, suddenly 660 million pounds of inedible meat-like substance is about to flood the U.S. market. Just follow the money, it tells the story.