Thomas Heaps

[Despaired Mariners Fan @EnragedMsFan]

Never forget when Stafford watched someone fall and injure themselves and just walked away pretending he didn’t see it

Forever fuck this piece of dog shit human

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Geoff Bent.
Roger Byrne.
Eddie Colman.
Duncan Edwards.
Mark Jones.
David Pegg.
Tommy Taylor.
Billy Whelan.
Walter Crickmer.
Tom Curry.
Bert Whalley.

🌹 Eternal.

[The Cinéprism @TheCineprism]

Dark remains the ultimate, the greatest horror science fiction.

[New Orleans Saints @Saints]

Hill is now the only player with over 1,000 yards passing, rushing, and receiving in the @NFL Super Bowl era.

[Neil Reynolds @neilreynoldsnfl]

Do your thing, Charlie… you got this !!

[The Footy Section @FTBLsection]

Miroslav Klose: "I stopped playing football because I no longer recognised it. Today, young players think about other things. As a child, I only thought about training and becoming someone in this sport that I always loved. At Lazio and in the national team, after each training session, I put myself in a bathtub full of ice to avoid injuries. But the young players on the team systematically refused.

When they saw me picking up the bags of balls to put them away at the end of training, they said to me 'But who tells you to do that?'

At that moment, I said to myself: 'You're 20 years old and you can't help a 60-year-old worker?'

They care more about whether their boots go with their socks.That's why I said stop. The football I knew no longer exists.

Today's young players think first of cars, contracts with their sponsors, and their new boots. It is only after all these things that football comes. For them, their image is the most important thing. Whereas for me, all that mattered was football in its purest form."

[Barry Malone @malonebarry]

The greatest news interview of all time. Nothing can prepare you for what happens 20 seconds into this clip.

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

I'm old enough to remember Michael Gove turning up at work to vote completely off his face.

For that he didn't get fired, but he did get a peerage.

[James Melville 🚜 @JamesMelville]

From today…

Council tax ⬆️
Energy bills ⬆️
Water bills ⬆️
Car tax ⬆️
Broadband bills ⬆️
Mobile phone bills ⬆️
BBC licence fee ⬆️
Stamp Duty ⬆️

We are being fleeced.

But, one group of individuals got a pay rise today - our taxpayer funded MPs. ⬆️ 2.8% to £93,904.

[Wrestling News @WrestlingNewsCo]

During WrestleMania weekend, Bret Hart will become the only 3-time WWE Hall of Famer. The best there ever will be...

[Manchester United Forever @UtdForever7]

🚨It's been 1 year & 1 month since Luke Shaw last started a match for Manchester United - where he earned his £8 million annual salary.

During that same period, INEOS have let go of 250 employees, saving roughly the same amount, £8 million. #MUFC

[The Labour Party @UKLabour]

This is the difference Labour in power makes.

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

Frankie Muniz, Hollywood actor who starred in ‘Malcolm In The Middle’, is now a professional Stock Car Racing driver

He finished in 10th place at Daytona. Incredible

[90s WWE @90sWWE]

26 years ago today, The Undertaker defeated Kane in an Inferno match on RAW 🔥

[Thomas Heaps @ThomasHeaps]

@NFLUKIRE @Eagles This must settle the debate of an ‘iconic play’ from Super Bowl LII @DanHanzus & @MarcSessler?

[Colin Millar @Millar_Colin]

A genuine disasterclass in refereeing from Andrew Madley today. From the big decisions, to the small decisions, to totally losing any sense of authority and control over proceedings. It has been total chaos and his presence probably the most convincing ad for VAR.

[Manchester United Forever @UtdForever7]

🚨Liverpool fans claim Torres used to destroy Vidic.

When in reality:

Torres v Vidic - 3 goals in 15 games.
Rashford v Van Dijk - 8 goals in 15 games.

#MUFC