Tom

Perspective is key!

[idiots @idiotsdoingshit]

The angry travelers guide http://t.co/yf6fqo7oTt

[Tom @ThomasHowe5]

I need game of thrones back in my life #april12th

[Tom @ThomasHowe5]

"It was teen angst. I was uncomfortable in my own skin."
-James Franco

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@JimKtz Internet.

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Ate way to much chocolate this weekend with @LoloLaughs! Well worth the belly ache😊 love you😘

[Tom @ThomasHowe5]

Uhg it's so grey outside! I miss the blue skies 🐳😁☀️

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

This Indian dude had a $174k gold shirt made and I'm over here smelling my laundry to see if I can wear it again.

[Tom @ThomasHowe5]

First symptom of Ebola: sudden urge to get on a plane

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Miss this crazy bastard

[Tom @ThomasHowe5]

"This is Major Tom to Ground Control
I'm stepping through the door
And I'm floating in a most peculiar way"

[Tom @ThomasHowe5]

Gangland is such a great show 😳

[Tom @ThomasHowe5]

Note to self avoid telegraph during rush hour

[Tom @ThomasHowe5]

Guns don't kill people. Umbrellas are the real killers.

[Tom @ThomasHowe5]

Nude at noon #showertime

[thoughts @thegoatcircle]

Cenosillicaphobia is the fear of an empty beer glass.