Thomas James

I'm a pretty average guy.

[Thomas James @ThomasJames1287]

My tragic flaw is that I think I'm hilarious.

[Thomas James @ThomasJames1287]

I don't use tweeter anymore ya dunce

[Thomas James @ThomasJames1287]

"America used to listen to politicians and laugh at comedians. Now we do the opposite." -Everyone who's #woke

[Thomas James @ThomasJames1287]

@BigJackBurton They would want us to make fart jokes instead of complaining and making it about ourselves.

[Thomas James @ThomasJames1287]

I see a lot of liberals who try WAY too hard to be logical. Some things are intuitive, not rational.

[Thomas James @ThomasJames1287]

@politico That's just a different way of saying "you must submit."

[Thomas James @ThomasJames1287]

I know that I don't understand women. But I know what I don't understand: I don't understand why so many of them don't think for themselves.

[Thomas James @ThomasJames1287]

The Golden Rule of The Internet: only say something if you know it's going to be there forever.

[Thomas James @ThomasJames1287]

People like Milo because he's an aggressive homosexual. What I don't understand is why.

[Thomas James @ThomasJames1287]

Not everything can be integrity, but integrity can be everything.

[Thomas James @ThomasJames1287]

You see in me what you fear in yourself.

[Thomas James @ThomasJames1287]

I believe in equal opportunity. When you die in the womb, you don't get a chance.

[Thomas James @ThomasJames1287]

Dan Carlin says we shouldn't necessarily be "legislating while temporarily insane," like we did after 9/11. Personally, I'm conflicted.

[Thomas James @ThomasJames1287]

@ParkerMolloy Lmao I won't fail

[Seth Moulton @sethmoulton]

Now is not a moment for silence; it's a time for action.

[Thomas James @ThomasJames1287]

You'll never become sure of yourself if you never question yourself.

[Thomas James @ThomasJames1287]

So if people on food stamps can't eat lobster, does that mean people who inherited money from their families can't eat at McDonalds?

[Thomas James @ThomasJames1287]

Gotta have thick skin when you've been entrusted to protect your friends and family from the wrath of The Overman.

[Thomas James @ThomasJames1287]

I'm saving myself. I fucking hate it but I don't have a choice.

[Thomas James @ThomasJames1287]

@RichardDawkins So smart but such an idiot 🤦‍♂️