Tommy Jillette

I have Buffalo 66 on DVD.

[Tommy Jillette @ThomasJillette]

@TMZ What’s funny is @SouthPark made this joke 30 years ago.

[morgan ⚡️ @morganbolts]

they won't stop whoring him out omg

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

What a rotten deal we made with Iran. We get nothing (except laughter at our stupidity). They get everything, including delay and big cash!

[San Yorch @Sanyorchv]

El león puede perder sus dientes pero no las ganas de comer.

[sc @SneakyCanadian]

Shit I see when I take 25 Benadryls.

[Tommy Jillette @ThomasJillette]

@OrganizerMemes @MollyJongFast The should air one of Paxton having sex with a kid

[Tommy Jillette @ThomasJillette]

@HunterBiden God your smoke too strong, swag too different, bitch too bad.

[Tommy Jillette @ThomasJillette]

@Canes

[Unfuck America Tour @unfamericatour]

Happy Pride Month from our team 🌈

Every day this month we’ll be honoring gay icons who helped shape America.

Day 1: Benny Johnson

[Tommy Jillette @ThomasJillette]

@ESPNCleveland @Pchopz_ @RapSheet Bullshit

[Tommy Jillette @ThomasJillette]

@ESPNCleveland @egoldie80 We have Shedeur still that’s all that matters.

[Tommy Jillette @ThomasJillette]

@Brownbagger8 @AdamComedian Also not American.

[Tommy Jillette @ThomasJillette]

@AdamComedian Bro that’s Jeff Healey a Canadian legend. Nothing American about him.

[Tommy Jillette @ThomasJillette]

@CrimeLdn I mean she ain’t wrong

[Tommy Jillette @ThomasJillette]

@KatieMiller @TheDemocrats Your husband looks like the arse that gets drilled in the mister hands video.

[Tommy Jillette @ThomasJillette]

@Aaronlewismusic God you fell off

[Tommy Jillette @ThomasJillette]

@bennyjohnson Dude you’re a literal closet homo don’t throw stones in glass houses you sissy boy.