Lewis Thomas

part time lad, full time pint supper

[DUN3 LOCKDOWN @shecanbeadiva]

mama there's a marty supreme ping pong ball behind you

[Paps @coophos]

Xmas lunch with sister in laws bloke who is a Man United fan . The wife “ be nice to him , engage in conversation , take an interest in him” Me across the table ….

[Ross Pins @chisportsross]

@J_Talks_Hoops FBI seeing Patrick Williams in double digit scoring:

[West Ham Believer ⚒️ @moyes4ever]

I don't know why but this photo is very footballer arriving at an international camp vibe, like she's about to be asked what her favourite biscuit is by someone from the England social media

[Brandon Olsen @WNS_Brandon]

Sounds like something a QB says in the huddle

[𝔊𝔬𝔬𝔰𝔢 ✝️🇫🇰 @BibleBaggins46]

Lad what the fuck are them little matchday programmes you get a funerals called?

[A🤾🏽‍♂️ @Akzyy]

“Fat Ange” with more European trophies than Phase 318.6 Tetanyahu

[pdb @nufcpb]

If you put Joe Willock’s brain in a dog it would moo

[Callum Castel @CallumCastel7]

I knew Elanga was fast but fucking hell

[Retep @jizz_sniper]

Taking at a shit at work past 4 PM is equivalent to a QB kneel. Just running out the clock

[Drake Maye & da power of friendship ! @Coolwednesdays_]

Why dis nigga dressed like a jewel thief ?

[Tandem Felix @FelixTandem]

You mean the Rory delap emoji?!

[big duntles @biglunty]

think because he’s so handsome and good at football you forget how stupid his hair and little beard are. looks like a fucking cruise magician

[The 44 ⚽️ @The_Forty_Four]

Me and the nan doing our Christmas cracker later

[lewis @lewisssffc]

invisible socks is a new one

[DT @1884DT]

My favourite Steve Cooper stat is he's managed 67 Premier League games and he's won at 4 grounds.