Peter The Great

(Bobby Cashman) I am an excellent royal advisor, but I’m afraid it is not uncommon for members of court to lose their heads.

[Peter The Great @ThomasM70824553]

Here’s me next to Sweden

[Peter The Great @ThomasM70824553]

When it comes to wars, all I do is win

[Peter The Great @ThomasM70824553]

We must go West!

[Peter The Great @ThomasM70824553]

Just completed St Petersburg

[Peter The Great @ThomasM70824553]

Found another warm water port...

[Peter The Great @ThomasM70824553]

Before l die, I pray that God’s children learn to love one another. I pray that one day, we shall do away with capital punishment, religious persecution, and gender inequality, and live in harmony.
P.S. If you guys could make me a Saint, that would be great.
#koape18

[Peter The Great @ThomasM70824553]

Well, King Henry VIII, God bless him, has decided to execute me. I die a loyal English servant, but more importantly, a servant of God. I pray that He forgives those deceived by the lies of Luther and the calumny of Calvin. #KOAPE18

[Peter The Great @ThomasM70824553]

@JohnCal15043360 @MartinLuther96 So what you’re saying is that Catholicism is a great overarching curve, and that Calvinism is an offshoot of it at a single point in time, and thus will soon die out. I honestly agree that Calvinism is derivative of Catholicism: it has no original ideas. #KOAPE18

[Peter The Great @ThomasM70824553]

@jspi3890 Don’t worry, you won’t have to listen to me for much longer. It was inevitable that you would lose your head, one way or another. #KOAPE18

[Peter The Great @ThomasM70824553]

@JohnCal15043360 @Ferdinand_II_ @MartinLuther96 @tetzel_pretzel @Anne0fCl3v3s @SpainIsabella @HenryVIIIApe @0JohnKnox @JohGutenburg @_anneboleyn_1 We’ve had multiple religions in the past, and we’ve had multiple idiots in the past, but we have never been cursed with multiple idiot religions. @JohnCal15043360 @MartinLuther96

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@JaneGre52245936 @tetzel_pretzel ...except that you are under arrest. #KOAPE18

[Peter The Great @ThomasM70824553]

@tynd4le So... you’re saying that you made it up? #KOAPE18

[Peter The Great @ThomasM70824553]

@HenryVIIIApe Boi, you look like you ate that flight of stairs

[Peter The Great @ThomasM70824553]

Even your own wife agrees you like an oversized egg @HenryVIIIApe

[carley @bestqueeneverxo]

honestly lol my husband b looking like humpty dumpty sometimes but i stil married him <3 !!! @HenryVIIIApe #NotMyFirstChoice #ButHeGivesMeGiftsSo #KOAPE18

[Peter The Great @ThomasM70824553]

@JohGutenburg He speaks the “turth”? I think you meant to say he speaks the turd.

[Peter The Great @ThomasM70824553]

@JaneGre52245936 @MartinLuther96 Exactly

[Peter The Great @ThomasM70824553]

@HenryVIIIApe Please tell me why you look like a cross between a whale and a potato. #KOAPE18

[Peter The Great @ThomasM70824553]

@JohGutenburg Stay away from the works of Martin Luther then...

[Peter The Great @ThomasM70824553]

@JaneGre52245936 @HenryVIIIApe I’d rather them live a long, happy life than be queen for 9 days and be executed. #KOAPE18

[Peter The Great @ThomasM70824553]

@tynd4le If they’re not Catholics, then they’re clearly not intellectuals.