Tom Martin 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

[Tom Martin 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @ThomasMart_]

It always confuses me When someone has a random capitol letter somewhere in the middle of a typed sentence, how did that get there bro?

[Tom Martin 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @ThomasMart_]

The abnormally tall guy walking in front of the hearse will haunt my nightmares for years to come

[Tom Martin 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @ThomasMart_]

@RCWxo Disney + has them, also you’re wrong about them being shit 🖕🏼

[Tom Martin 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @ThomasMart_]

Haaland is like Thanos, huge fucker is inevitable

[Tom Martin 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @ThomasMart_]

Asked my girlfriend if she would still love me if I flipped burgers at Burger King and she said no, so I said no to loving her she was a worm and now I’m the bad guy?

[Tom Martin 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @ThomasMart_]

@RCWxo @karloh I was thinking that or Tears don’t fall but it’s obviously Blink ini

[Tom Martin 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @ThomasMart_]

RIP to The Queen, she got the job done for 70 years. Nothing but respect to her.

[Tom Martin 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @ThomasMart_]

@N_Finn91 @Tom67689609 @s_dymondx I used to have a handle on life. But then it broke..

[Tom Martin 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @ThomasMart_]

It amazes me how territorial the old grannies get over their swimming lane in the pool. I’m struggling for my life trying to prevent drowning and Dorris is mad because I’m in her lane?

[Tom Martin 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @ThomasMart_]

Pours pint, comfy on the sofa with the football on, lovely. Mrs thinks nows the best time to sit next to me and pick over every blemish on my body 😤

[Tom Martin 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @ThomasMart_]

Fair play to Liverpool, taking the L today so the protests against the Glazers stop and the slow decline of Man U can continue

[Tom Martin 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @ThomasMart_]

Bale signing for some yank team has honestly broken my heart. What could have been!! 😞💙

[Tom Martin 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @ThomasMart_]

The new Tory chairman has been announced. #OliverDowden

[Tom Martin 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @ThomasMart_]

I’m not sorry but if you’ve got a problem with everyday workers striking to get a fair deal or their old pay levels REINSTATED then you’re just simply a selfish bitter old toad

[Tom Martin 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @ThomasMart_]

@pipoyrosario Never skipped my way through a whole album like that

[Tom Martin 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @ThomasMart_]

@RCWxo What’s the sitch and who’s side you on?

[Tom Martin 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @ThomasMart_]

Is it all women that struggle to break down the recycling packaging before putting it in the bin or just mine?

[Tom Martin 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @ThomasMart_]

Who the fuck has half a shoe size? Why are you a 9 1/2?? Why you gotta be so awkward?

[Tom Martin 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @ThomasMart_]

Refuses to play left wing

[SPORTbible @sportbible]

🚨 Footage of Donald Trump's teenage son playing football has emerged and he's got a sensational touch