Thomas

my third eye has a cataract

[Thomas @ThomasNelsonR]

@its_cean Shhhhh you’re not allowed to talk about that

[Thomas @ThomasNelsonR]

Ben Shapiro destroys my liver with facts and liquor

[𓍊𓋼𓍊 tony 𓍊𓋼𓍊 @voguetony]

damn i think i must have missed this part of the movie lmfao

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

75 years ago: young Americans braved Nazi fire on beaches to liberate a continent and defend Constitutional rights.
Today: young Americans whine about people making mean jokes about them on YouTube and demand censorship.

[Thomas @ThomasNelsonR]

Twitter basically iFunny at this point with some dumb political posts stuffed between the memes

[Thomas @ThomasNelsonR]

@mattchambo96 I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

[Thomas @ThomasNelsonR]

The popularity of K-pop boy bands does nothing for me except make me feel extremely out of touch

[Abed 🕊️ @tiredpali]

*muslims drink alcohol, have premarital sex, gamble*

- man do u eat pork??

them muslims:

[Dan Olson @FoldableHuman]

Say what you will about the #GameOfThronesFinale, the John Hughes homage was a bold choice to end on.

[Mr. Peanut @MrPeanut]

Mr. Peanut Daenerys

🤝
nuts

[Thomas @ThomasNelsonR]

Flags across America should be at half mast today to mourn in solidarity for Grumpy Cat

[just me @devinnodude]

Tormund is out here FLOURISHING without brienne. He left her raven on read.

[Talal @talalsahabb]

When you realise you're now the tallest Lannister.
#GameofThrones

[Thomas @ThomasNelsonR]

@sambokkc2014 I think I’m gonna have to say it’s probably both simultaneously

[Thomas @ThomasNelsonR]

Being a stormtrooper at Disney World would be the tightest job ever

[steakshapiro @steakshapiro]

The eight seasons of that character that led up to last night's Targaryen rampage will be studied for years as the perfect way to write an arc for a character....

[Buffalo Bills @BuffaloBills]

A Bills fan through-and-through, and an inspiration to us all.

Pancho Billa, we’ll miss you. #VivaLosBills #BillsMafia