Thomas Nørskov Hansen

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[Thomas Nørskov Hansen @ThomasNoerskov]

@CharlieSafc_ Relax buddy. It's silly season. All and nothing is true.

[Thomas Nørskov Hansen @ThomasNoerskov]

@FOXSoccer True, but when it comes to national pride Norway is pretty much the USA of Europe to begin with. New country with plenty of oil that celebrates their national birthday like madmen.

[Andy @easygoingmaloy]

This needs a bump or 500. Thank you, Regis Le Bris. We love you @SunderlandAFC #SAFC

[Thomas Nørskov Hansen @ThomasNoerskov]

Tale as old as time
Bunch of cheating swine
Tonda and the spies

[Sky Bet @SkyBet]

The fairytale continues ✨

When Tonda Eckert took charge of Southampton in November, they were 21st in the Championship 😲

35 games later, they are in the Play-Off Final & one game away from a return to the Premier League 😇

[Thomas Nørskov Hansen @ThomasNoerskov]

@JacobHorsfall_ I see your Aidan Morris and raise you a Lynden Gooch.

[Michael Bowers @BowersMbsafc]

My last account got hacked & thanks to this app being infuriating can’t seem to get it back. So got this one just in case.

#SAFC fans (or anyone who followed my previous account) beware that any tweet to do with crypto currency - isn’t me. Ignore it & report it.

[Thomas Nørskov Hansen @ThomasNoerskov]

Probably my all time favorite football tweet not mentioning football at all.

[suffering @mionomedev]

The people of England haven’t wanted a Tudor to win this badly since the Spanish Armada

[NBA Memes @NBAMemes]

Everytime James Harden's name comes up in trade talks I'm reminded of this rant by the Mavs' commentator.

Bro was right all along...

[Racing Club de Lens @RCLens]

Retour vers le ̶f̶u̶t̶u̶r̶ ̶ Racing 🔙

[Thomas Nørskov Hansen @ThomasNoerskov]

Everybody is talking about the Man U fan who won't cut his hair until 5 league wins in a row.

Not enough have been talking about the Wolves fan who wouldn't cut his hair until they got a point.
#RelaxItsAJoke

[Mindset Machine  @mindsetmachine]

The Golden Rule when you're learning a new skill‼️👇

[Thomas Nørskov Hansen @ThomasNoerskov]

@Capt_Fishpaste Damn... well now I feel like an idiot. I have been pronouncing it Mai-kl.

And I'm not even American.

[Thomas Nørskov Hansen @ThomasNoerskov]

@roxyskinflint @JamesCopley_ Ahhh... they want it back :)

[Thomas Nørskov Hansen @ThomasNoerskov]

@GILESY1973 @SteveUsher15 Or at least his social media team/person does. But still cool.

[trey wingo @wingoz]

Alex Smith is spitting Absolute facts here

[Hakan Kapucu @1hakankapucu]

This woman gives a chicken toy to this donkey. He loves it, brays with utters of joy, & funnily plays with it. No innocent being stays indifferent to love.

[Thomas Nørskov Hansen @ThomasNoerskov]

@Kriskraen Prøv at se dit hold rykke fra Premier League til League One på to år, mens kaoset dokumenteres af Netflix. Brug 4 år i L1 på at prøve at blive begejstret over håbløse signingsog bede til at ku låne et talent fra klubber man 2-3 år før var bedre end. Så lad os snakke smerte