Tommy 🇿🇲🇲🇼

Be careful you are dealing with a man that doubted Jesus. Manchester United Fan 🔴| Radiography Technologist ☢ | Electrical Engineer. 💡 [phone]

[Yandé @cutesie_valerie]

So every long weekend it’s “the Hilux that’s taking your gf” or “the funeral in Siavonga” jokes ayi?

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

“can we reschedule ???” YES GOD YES PLEASE YES

[Softboy @softboywin]

You know you’re stressed when your problem appear in your dreams😭😭

[Sanny Zyto  @Sanny_Zyto]

Pozafika December budget ya bundle kuposa chinkhoswe😭

[tido bling @tiido_bling]

Personally rooting for a plot twist that benefits me financially.

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

Fortunately for me, i’ll go very far in life

[Sharp Shooter 🇿🇲 @MupendaJnr]

Acting dumb so people don't rely on you at work is top tier skill>>>>

[Optimistic Maiden. @Takunachola]

Ine I've always thought Kamwala is way cheaper than most, then someone tells me about Carousel, ati infact Carousel is Kamwala's plug 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😁

[tido bling @tiido_bling]

Even if SZA coughs in the song I will stream and download it🥺

[ROYZ @royzkingin]

All of my motion is fully sponsored by God, that’s why i’ll ball forever.

[Phil Howarth @PhilHowarth]

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[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

the most unseen privilege in life, a supportive family.

[Tommy 🇿🇲🇲🇼 @ThomasPhiriJr2]

Kunchito Kwanu ngati kulibe Aphiri Then you are understaffed 😶

[squintin’ tarantino. @wezi_]

Ba ku East really snapped with "konda" and "zonda" because there really is a thin line between love and hate.

[Kliishtian 🇦🇷 @Kliish_]

The UNZA black gown is so goated.

[Abuja President ⚖️ @AbujaPresident]

Do not rush out of the slippery bathroom to pick your calls. Cultivate the habit of calling back when you are done instead. Airtime is far cheaper than brain surgery.

[Black Child 🖤🖤🖤 @LizzyChansa]

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[Bee @Bee_mufc]

Aston Villa can win the Europa League and Crystal Palace can win the Conference League, There's no need for an English club to win the champions League

[Oluchi_react @Oluchi_Utd]

Man city beat Liverpool, Liverpool beat Arsenal, Arsenal beat Chelsea but Manchester United beat them all 🔥