Tommy Rankin ᴴᴰ

I write a lot of music. IG @ thomasrankinmusic

[Tommy Rankin ᴴᴰ @ThomasRRankin]

The reverb classic rock that echoes through a Menards on an early Saturday morning does something to a man chemically.

[Monte. @monteDDR]

i miss when you could touch a TV and feel its fur

[Shrek @Shrek]

Far, Far Away's finest are coming.

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

Me: why should I use your dish soap

Dawn: look how good it cleans this duck

Me: ok well how does it do on dishes?

Dawn: again, I can't stress enough how clean this duck is

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

(Stepping on an upturned plug and the metal prongs penetrate into the bottom of my foot, but it immediately charges my brain and I quickly do the math problem 9+7) 🗣️ 17 .

[The Critical Drinker @TheCriticalDri2]

I must have seen this movie a dozen times, and this moment gets me every single time. Absolute perfection.

[Tommy Rankin ᴴᴰ @ThomasRRankin]

@Timmy_Miller98 Opposed from last Monday when it was bad to be 9 sugar cookies

[Tommy Rankin ᴴᴰ @ThomasRRankin]

Me at the Hibachi watching the chef do that onion stack choo choo train

[Tommy Rankin ᴴᴰ @ThomasRRankin]

@zachary_tamez Next area event

[Timmy Miller @Timmy_Miller98]

Nobody tell Riley, but I gave Tommy the cheese touch right before he got married

[Tommy Rankin ᴴᴰ @ThomasRRankin]

My fiancé called me a weeb for liking Spider-Man

[Tommy Rankin ᴴᴰ @ThomasRRankin]

The fact that you have to watch an ad before using the calculator app makes me violent

[Tommy Rankin ᴴᴰ @ThomasRRankin]

Listening to ‘Real Gone’ from the Cars soundtrack and speeding a lil

[Tommy Rankin ᴴᴰ @ThomasRRankin]

Kevin Rudolf really said “Let it Rock” 3 times and then dipped

[Tommy Rankin ᴴᴰ @ThomasRRankin]

@Timmy_Miller98 Who made you say it?

[Tommy Rankin ᴴᴰ @ThomasRRankin]

Cheaper By the Dozen, Yours Mine and Ours and The Pacifier are in the same cinematic universe

[Tommy Rankin ᴴᴰ @ThomasRRankin]

@VanillaCokeCola welcome back

[Tommy Rankin ᴴᴰ @ThomasRRankin]

Is it too late to register for the Gerber Life Grow Up Plan?

[Tommy Rankin ᴴᴰ @ThomasRRankin]

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