Life is a nightmare

Cavs, Nats, and Skers. I tweet a lot. Trill Whiskers stan. Dead inside since ‘97.

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@Maddog0084 @NewtSkywalker28 @keden14 @Outkick Mike your profile pic is your child and you’re tweeting like this seek therapy

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is twitter gonna ban me for saying that

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8 pages deep on LinkedIn jobs page. on the verge of offing myself

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@Collinurrmom on the real dude hire a fucking PR team because you are mishandling this so badly lmfao.

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@Collinurrmom @PamelaPickenz “I’m facing the consequences of my stupid actions because it is far too much effort to just say I fucked up and that the joke was dumb but I must die on this hill”

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HAHAHA THIS CANT BE A REAL TAKE

[Ryan Reptar @ReptarRB]

@Slimey_gooch take away beacon scan (from valk too), and make his ult 15 seconds instead of 30 to start. Also halve the time you're on scan from his Q. Not sure if that'll even be enough

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@NebraskaTrout @luellen_parry @alec_lewis Why would an american phrase apply to a completely different country you moron

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@Wyl_84 @TGeis73 @ByMcCullough THIS JUST IN! Canada must follow American rules because Wyl said it’s dumb! Focus on our own country bro 😭😭😭

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“WATTSON WATCH YOUR…”

“yeah yeah i don’t give a shit”

😂😂😂😂

@FURIA_USA #ALGS #ALGSchampionship

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You could tell Hal was just happy with 2nd place. Love seeing all these different teams win #ALGS #ALGSchampionship

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@PlayApexEsports @GMTesports @FURIA_USA @NRGgg @oreratuyoi @100T_Esports @Cloud9 @theAllianceGG @invgaming @TSM @zetadivision Still no match point is so hype!!!

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@rastagodfather @LouAye_ @JaMorant own him

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An Alliance win is actually so awesome for the rest of these games #ALGS #ALGSchampionship

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have a weekend HisWattson!

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FURIA IS OUT OF THEIR MINDS HOLY SHIT #ALGS #ApexLedgends

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GAME 1 STARTING OFF HOT SHEESH #ALGS #ApexLegends

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@BigandBrightPod @dallasnews “No they don’t. Only in the areas with the most population in the entire state.” You’ve gotta be like top 5 morons bro 😭😭😭😭

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@TalkinBaseball_ thicc

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@PlayApexEsports @LouStreams he’s so handsome