thomas

All I do is like and retweet stuff

[. @J0nesToChina]

Watching Odysseus slaughter all the suitors at the end of The Odyssey

[Cameron Magruder @ScooterMagruder]

Still our year though

[Corporate Dudes @corporatedudes]

“And every four years we will care about soccer and get very into it”

“Will we start watching soccer?”

“We will not”

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Me, a soccer fan of two weeks, watching Team USA lose in the round of 16

[dandelion georgism 🔰🏗 @DandyGeorgism]

“And every four years when the World Cup comes around, we will say that we’d dominate if we had a stronger youth program.”

“And will we develop a stronger youth program?”

“We will not.”

[Sleeper @SleeperHQ]

“This won’t get overturned...”

“You must be new here…”

“Stick to NFL…”

BALOGUN IS FREEEE 🇺🇸🦅

[D A L B @zerep_dalb]

“que raro que México ha ganado todo los partidos y no le han hecho ni un gol en el mundial”.

- los jugadores rivales leyendo cartas de los carteles un día antes de enfrentarlos:

[Jim Geraghty @jimgeraghty]

"But a goal will not count if a player is offsides."

"When is a player offsides?"

"Whenever anything exciting happens."

[Mahir 🇹🇷🇬🇧 @ScrewderiaF1]

FIFA: "Football unites the world."

Brazilian and Japanese Twitter:

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

Could be the biggest losing day for the Japanese and Germans in quite some time 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Boo @IzaBooboo]

Ok, but

[piti @nosoypitti]

los musulmanes: los Argentinos son racistas y discriminadores😤🤬

los musulmanes si una mujer muestra medio mechón de pelo en público:

[Adam @AdamdotH]

The USMNT suddenly turned into one of the most complete team in international soccer as soon as we divided the game into four quarters. You connect the dots.

[Josh Chavis @JoshChavis65]

The last time the Japanese were exposed to this level of American culture they made baseball their national sport and now we have Shohei.

One can only assume that in 50 years some of the best bull riders and bbq pit masters in the world will be Japanese.

[Rafa 🧱 @notrafalacoort]

Los jugadores de Haití viendo que hoy para comer tienen costillas de cerdo y no de humano

[U.S. Soccer Men's National Team @USMNT]

Opening Statement. 🇺🇸

[Destiny 2 @DestinyTheGame]

"Thank you for walking with me all these years."