Thomas Zorio

Open Micer looking to stop this habit.

[ABC15 Arizona @abc15]

A federal judge has ordered the Defense Department to temporarily halt its requirement that New York Times journalists be accompanied by an official escort, in another setback for the Trump administration’s efforts to restrict media access at the Pentagon. https://t.co/Gm3IkjDtoz

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

We all know what she was thinking because we were all thinking it too.

[Thomas Zorio @ThomasZorio]

@llddiiss You got fired from there.

[Thomas Zorio @ThomasZorio]

@summerbreeze002 @JamieABC15 @smartasset I'm with you there! Next place I'm applying is tent city!

[Thomas Zorio @ThomasZorio]

@azulhonaeboi @JamieABC15 @abc15 @smartasset How?
If an apartment costs $1400 a month, you need to make at least 3x that annually just to qualify. So that's $50,400 a year.
And that's only before taxes. Not after.

[Thomas Zorio @ThomasZorio]

@JetPens USPS dropped off my package in the wrong zip code and it's showing as delivered.
Can you help me out with this?

[Thomas Zorio @ThomasZorio]

@DrMadej Please resign :D

[Thomas Zorio @ThomasZorio]

@AmericanAir can you help me determine if my flight out of Havana on 1/6 is still scheduled to leave?

It's been said their airport might be closing

[Thomas Zorio @ThomasZorio]

@AmericanAir I appreciate your concern during Covid-19.
Even though I tested positive you only want me to pay 3000 ADDITIONAL dollars to see my dying family in Cuba!

I'll make sure to never give you business again.

[Thomas Zorio @ThomasZorio]

@heathercore @mattgaetz OOOH SNAPS @MATTGAETZ
WACHU GOTTA SAY?!

[Thomas Zorio @ThomasZorio]

@wemadethewave @mattgaetz I can't wait to confirm this is true

[Thomas Zorio @ThomasZorio]

@GoGoogleMe You're not my real mom!

[Thomas Zorio @ThomasZorio]

@GoGoogleMe I only know one of these artists and it's embarassing

[Thomas Zorio @ThomasZorio]

@ReeceMuniz Rudest

[Thomas Zorio @ThomasZorio]

Post Malone has so much face it's ruining his tattoos.

[Thomas Zorio @ThomasZorio]

Living Dead Girl by Rob Zombie but it's Living Dead shows.

[Thomas Zorio @ThomasZorio]

Sean Pencil
#SeanPeen #Pencils #pensvspencils #fuckpens

[Thomas Zorio @ThomasZorio]

If you got the wrong delivery, ate it anyways and complained about the food, that's an eating disorder.

[Thomas Zorio @ThomasZorio]

The music video for "Closing Time" has not aged well.