Thomas Haynie

[Marques Brownlee @MKBHD]

Alright, I'll be giving away this $10,000 Gucci XBox to a follower who retweets this in the next 24 hours. I'll ship it anywhere on earth. Good luck.

Here's what's inside: https://t.co/Mung64czZs

[Thomas Haynie @Thomas_Haynie]

Why not... #XSXFridgeSweeps

[XBOX | Emergence Begins @XBOX]

The one.

The only.

Xbox Series X Fridge giveaway.

Follow and retweet with #XSXFridgeSweeps for a chance to win the Xbox Series X Fridge.

Ends 11/04/20. Rules: https://t.co/4P5hCSBPcy

[WilliamOsman @WilliamOsman]

When all the boomers die from coronavirus can we switch over to the metric system?

[Eric Levitz @EricLevitz]

I support Bernie Sanders because in the wealthiest country in human history, *no one* should have to go without seeing their class enemies ritually executed in Central Park.

[Ezra Levin @ezralevin]

Nixon fought tooth and nail to NOT release his tapes. But Trump just sent out his smoking gun. He really is just an incompetent Nixon.

[Preet Bharara @PreetBharara]

“You’re damn right I ordered the code red”

[Barb McQuade @BarbMcQuade]

I’ve been struggling to find the right metaphor to explain @Comey’s conduct. Here’s another try: Criticizing Comey’s conduct is like reprimanding Paul Revere for breaking curfew to warn that the British were coming.

[Alicia Syrett @AliciaSyrett]

The Cherokee Nation intends to appoint a delegate to the US House of Representatives, asserting for the 1st time a right promised to the tribe in a 200-year-old treaty w/ the federal government. Kimberly Teehee has been nominated to serve as the delegate. https://t.co/aq4hMtMxIC

[Joyce Alene @JoyceWhiteVance]

This fills me with so much sadness for our country.

[Henry Olsen @henryolsenEPPC]

Dear Mr. President,

You cannot "order" American companies to do anything.

Sincerely,

The American Constitution

[Rep. Eric Swalwell @RepSwalwell]

Fun fact: #iherebyorder is socialism.

[Ted Lieu @tedlieu]

Hey @realDonaldTrump, want to improve your very, very low ratings? How about working with Dems on:

-Universal background checks

-Protecting coverage for pre-existing conditions

-Infrastructure

Your racist stuff & random Greenland gambit aren't working.

#ThursdayMotivation

[Rep. Eric Swalwell @RepSwalwell]

I thought she left the White House?

[Thomas Haynie @Thomas_Haynie]

@kelchisak @davidmweissman @BrevardDems When I was talking about civility I was speaking of how Sarah Silverman and others were respectful with him. While I agree with the over all message @davidmweissman has, I certainly disagree with some of his wording. Respect does not require that I approve of everything he says.

[Thomas Haynie @Thomas_Haynie]

Just listened to @davidmweissman at the @BrevardDems meeting. Such a powerful story of how respect and civility can breakthrough the noise being made by the President Trump and his followers.

https://t.co/0B6WAKVAa9

[Thomas Haynie @Thomas_Haynie]

@rwburns3rd I am interested in helping with the congressional campaign for @JK4Florida. What is the best way to get in touch with you and get started?

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

[Ivy League school water polo practice]

COACH: What the hell is going on here?

KID WHO OBTAINED A FRAUDULENT SCHOLARSHIP (attempting to calm down a terrified horse): Everything is fine.

[Thomas Haynie @Thomas_Haynie]

@kileyvancleave i think we were talking Monday morning. You were drunk. Was this you?

[Bob Vulfov @bobvulfov]

some financial tips:

-pay off ur min. credit card payments
-create a budget
-save a portion of each paycheck
-oh none of this working? then it’s heist time baby
-get the gang back together
-one last job, then u can all retire
-u did it!!
-but at what cost? rick died in the heist