Thomas Stokes

Sofa spiritualist.

[Kevin T. Porter @KevinTPorter]

Paddington sits at home watching the Oscar noms announced, genuinely delighted for all his friends. He texts them all congratulations and how excited he is for them. The forgetful little bear didn’t even realize he was eligible for any awards. It doesn’t matter though. He’s happy

[Brian Cox @ProfBrianCox]

‘Is it possible’, Minister Raab asks his closest advisors, ‘that this big blob of land here’ - jabbing at a map with his croissant - ‘over this little channel of sea just off the coast of Dover, might be important in the context of this brexity thing we’re doing?’

[Thomas Stokes @Thomas__Stokes]

@mintsanity You, quite categorically, do not have have my vote.

[poorly drawn lines @PDLComics]

hole

[One Perfect Shot @OnePerfectShot]

MOONLIGHT (2016)

DP: James Laxton
Director: Barry Jenkins
Buy or Rent on Amazon: https://t.co/ZKOKAetqUT

[Adam Hurrey @FootballCliches]

MY NAME IS PETUS DRURIUS MERIDIUS
COMMENTATOR OF THE GANTRIES OF THE NORTH
AND I WILL HAVE MY ALLITERATION
IN THIS BROADCAST OR THE NEXT

[poorly drawn lines @PDLComics]

the horse

[Geraint Thomas @GeraintThomas86]

When Astana go off the front, on the first climb of the day, with 5 guys... 🙈🤣🤷‍♂️

[Michael Hutchinson @Doctor_Hutch]

UCI President suggests that you can cheat without breaking the rules. As any lawyer will tell you, that means you've got your rules wrong. https://t.co/eup4ZQijkW

[edgarwright @edgarwright]

A Very Happy Birthday To Ginger Haired Underaged Drinkers Everywhere.

[Unnamed Insider @Unnamedinsider]

David David:
2016 “Britain will be much better off outside the EU”
2017 “There is no downside to Brexit”
2018 “Brexit will not leave Britain a Mad Max style wasteland”
2019 “The Thunderdome remains the fairest way to control the allocation of precious petrol rations”

[Thomas Stokes @Thomas__Stokes]

@mintsanity Good call.

[Thomas Stokes @Thomas__Stokes]

@Damac1214 @mintsanity @Ericmatic_ Don't encourage him. It'll go to his head.

[Paddington @paddingtonbear]

@wittertainment @FloridaProject @bbc5live Hello Mr Kermode and Mr Mayo. I'm not sure what she means, but Judy was wondering if marmalade sandwiches are code compliant?

[Thomas Stokes @Thomas__Stokes]

@mintsanity Save yourself.

[Thomas Stokes @Thomas__Stokes]

@mintsanity It's too late for me...

[Thomas Stokes @Thomas__Stokes]

@mintsanity That time of year!

[Thomas Stokes @Thomas__Stokes]

@mintsanity Good GIF choice.