MajorTom

Water Tribe.

[onion person @CantEverDie]

in honor of nancy mace losing her bid for governor

[JP @jpbrammer]

the phrase "lipstick on a pig" has always inspired a deep sadness in me. I think of the pig, looking forward to her big night out, and I bring myself to the verge of tears.

[Rusty 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @ImSmilingRn]

Doordashing from a bikini coffee place cause i want to make the driver get a boner

[ellory smith @ellorysmith]

Nuclear boobs

[☀️AliquisNovus☀️ @PalmyrPar]

Every half-year or so the internet rediscovers Elle Fanning’s historic all-timer PAWG status and completely loses it

[amanda @jailedamanda]

Actually laughed out loud I fear

[emi @vxmpcore_]

i stand erected

[evan.. @dogparkranger]

i think she's using me for my terrible looks and bad penis and no money

[Staff Sergeant Lincoln Osiris 🇹🇹 @Balsamic_Vinnn]

These niggas finding out we really like that over here

[alex berny @Mr_spacely777]

The way this isn't even an exaggeration lmao

[Johnny “The Black Whisper” Warhammer @JohnnyThaHmr]

Shitting in the last 30 minutes of my shift. #VictoryFormation #QbKneel

[megalomaniac @urauntiesnudes]

call it necrophilia the way I crack a cold one

[Austen Allred @Austen]

I’ve seen enough, give him a green card

[Geoff Keighley @geoffkeighley]

It’s good to be back home celebrating #SummerGameFest

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

DUDE LMAO THIS IS A GAS STATION😭😭😭

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

We haven’t eaten anything besides a Chicken Sandwich at Walmart this morning so this is gonna be huge order

[TOMOYUKI YABE 🇯🇵 / べーやー @Bee_Yaah]

タコスは屋台に限る！
そして瓶のコーラとセットで！

と前回教えてもらったので王道スタイルで。
(瓶コーラは甘さがマイルドな気がする？！)

[alexjm 🇺🇸 @alexjmingolla]

Europeans online: “stay away from America, it’s horrible!”

@FreddyLA7 discovering a new state: