DIY Alert! Turn old glass jars into stylish planters with just a coat of matte paint + twine – perfect for sprucing up small desks! Save this for your next lazy weekend project
Just bombed a new joke about my mom’s obsession with my marriage status. The entire crowd went… silent. One guy even texted his ex mid-set. (中文大意:我刚讲了个关于我妈催婚的新段子,结果全场鸦雀无声——有个家伙直接在我表演中途给前任发消息了。)