Dylan Thompson

Throwing out more kicks than a Van dame Flick

[Dylan Thompson @ThompsonDylan94]

@theboieroy @JamieTheKs

[Dylan Thompson @ThompsonDylan94]

@emilybrindle it even says on the packet barmcake! Fuck off bap,roll and cob

[Dylan Thompson @ThompsonDylan94]

@skiddle @KalukiMusik and I just want to sell them to a friend without giving them my card

[Dylan Thompson @ThompsonDylan94]

@skiddle iv bought two tickets for @KalukiMusik at the asylum in Liverpool and want to sell them both. But it says I must show my Visa card?

[ethan @booethann]

some people just can’t handle the tuck

[Dylan Thompson @ThompsonDylan94]

@JamieTheKs doing wheel spins after a piss

[Dylan Thompson @ThompsonDylan94]

@CIRCUSmusic @CamelPhat selling two tickets £33 each

[Dylan Thompson @ThompsonDylan94]

@KalukiMusik selling two asylum tickets for Saturday £33 each. @JackPKenny

[Shaun @shaungrant21]

Was in the Indian the other night with dingy and the man came up to us and goes "karaoke?" And dingy goes "nah I'll need a few more pints in me before I start singing" and the guy goes no is your curry okay 😂

[JK @JackPKenny]

@chris_cowap @matty_smith82 Looks like hes done 10 rounds at back of maccies hahaha

[T In Techno @TinTechno]

We all have a mate who gets this bad☠️🍭

[Drew @DrewBrands44]

heard a couple arguing so I whipped out my phone and this is what I got😂

[Humans of The Sesh @humansofthesesh]

make sure to mentally prepare yourself for st. patrick's day. it's a marathon, not a sprint. nothing worse than being the lad getting sick on the side of the street at 6pm

[Bob Marshall @bobmarshall]

That one time a British morning show accidentally played Meghan Trainor over their tribute to Stephen Hawking

[Dylan Thompson @ThompsonDylan94]

@fanning_amy my mate @BrandonThorpe5 wanted to know that if you’ll take it up the shitter again, he’ll get you a pound bakery?

[Alex Chung @AlexChung90]

Brotherly love. #NoelGallagher #LiamGallagher #oasis