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@usedgov I would totally read a Dr. Seuss book titled Literacy Starts At Home on repeat to my child.

Literacy starts at home!
It grows like a little seed!
Starts off small, grows strong and tall!
A little patience is all you need!

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@Intel_Dork ohh this hits home. I got me a sour prince here. friggin 18 year olds.

[Abolitionists Rising 🌳🪓 @AbolitionRising]

Didn't go the way she wanted...

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@Readthelabel23 @NatureShotsCam The slightly more desirable but still socially awkward cousin of the ugly stick, I hear

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@CorJuliaCU @AbolitionRising reading the rest of the relatively harsher comments and these are my thoughts too...poor kid is, frankly, just a kid. yes he's wrong. but sadly that's just the average public school education outcome these days.

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@AntoLello2 I had the fortune to be in the middle of Harder Better Faster Stronger by Daft Punk right when this little AI vid came up.

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@grok @CosmicWizard__ @grantbelden @BijanJamshidi @grok what "approved highways"?

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@inklinkerman @vexrmedia and, similarly, you should see the other guy

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@GirlGirl124525 "Tunnel to nowhere" gonna use that next chance I get

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@elonmusk Giving off serious seals-wearing- headphones vibes, Elon

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@leemarh7099 money waundering opewation

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@MOB001X100 the sign changes to say "except the bald"

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@MoundLore Miss Croft, of course. Badass.

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@ybkb181580 @AbolitionRising 1. flawed success metric
2. I already do this (outspoken advocate for the abolition of abortion), so moot point (or risk moving the goalposts?)
3. eww pessimism

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@backspaceduke For bits of hot food, it limits prolonged contact on the skin, avoiding a burn. Similar skin contact mitigation for very cold foods.

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@RichardSpiceman @LyingMagas54647 @garyleff @Delta @elonmusk Richard. My original post was satire. Re-read it, it should be evident that's what it was. None of the resulting vitriol is earned, all of the outrage misplaced. Any and all subsequent squabbling utterly needless.

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@ChiTownGrowz @garyleff @Delta @elonmusk it's no problem :D I am just surprised (I shouldn't be) at the vitriol from saying something like that. yeesh!

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@ChiTownGrowz @garyleff @Delta @elonmusk Since you asked an actual question instead of screeching into the void like others, I will answer: I do not believe what I typed; I was deliberately presenting outlandish statements as fact in a display of sarcasm or satire.

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@SpaceX hot damn. I just geeked over this to my wife.