Jarret Thompson

@bengals @braves @mnwild @celtics @vandyfootball

[Jarret Thompson @ThompsonJarret]

I CAUGHT THIS 🤩🤩

[San Diego Padres @Padres]

MachaDOS for Manny 💣💣

#FriarFaithful

[Dugs @yuggs513]

I am all for ragging on Duke Tobin and the Brown and Blackburn family when necessary.

But I really don't know what they could have done this offseason lol. There were so many times in the past 2 years when you could have made this point and people would have agreed with you.

The Bengals actually made changes! They actually went for it! I feel like I am bashing my head against a wall here, did anyone pay attention to their offseason?! They extended their o-lineman which has been the best O-Line Burrow has had, they made significant defensive changes!

The pressure is on BURROW (which is how it should be!!!!!!).

Joe is not putting pressure on the organization or ownership when he says these things in press conferences. He is putting it on himself.

I do not know how the entire national media landscape is missing that point.

[Jarret Thompson @ThompsonJarret]

So the Chargers did nothing on their first (and only) drive tonight with their starters in… are we going to make a whole segment talking about if we are worried about their offense? @FTFonFS1

[Jarret Thompson @ThompsonJarret]

Burrow got sacked once last night in the preseason game… so fittingly all the talk this morning is how bad the O-line is. Lmao sacks happen in football my lord

[Jarret Thompson @ThompsonJarret]

Cause they can’t talk about Matt without bringing up Freddie. Freddie “the player” hasn’t been a loss for the Braves. Olson has done this every year while playing every game for the Braves. Dude has a couple more years like this and he is in the hall of fame #braves

[Dan Clark @DanClarkSports]

Matt Olson is the most under-discussed superstar in MLB.

[Jarret Thompson @ThompsonJarret]

@VandyFootball Thompson

[Jarret Thompson @ThompsonJarret]

Idk if I’ve ever been this mad with one of my teams. I’m better than most fans at understanding GMs and being patient and what they have to do. I can’t defend not going and getting a starting pitcher today. Inexcusable #braves

[Jarret Thompson @ThompsonJarret]

@b_outliers Kirby or Hancock possibly as well

[Jarret Thompson @ThompsonJarret]

We are winning the World Series

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

Trade news: The Atlanta Braves are acquiring outfielder Lane Thomas and left-hander Bailey Falter from the Kansas City Royals, sources tell ESPN.

[Jarret Thompson @ThompsonJarret]

@scottcoleman55 Your thoughts on Wacha?

[Jarret Thompson @ThompsonJarret]

@scottcoleman55 I like Mize but already having a rotation that has trouble staying healthy I think it’s too risky

[Jarret Thompson @ThompsonJarret]

@mjaybrod Vandy!

[1️⃣ @LeekNabers]

just met a cute girl at this wedding i’m at

like actually cute. objectively dangerous face card.

we’re talking. vibes are immaculate. she’s laughing at my jokes. i’m in my bag.

then sports get brought up, she says it

“i watch football”

my ears PERKED up

i played it cool. i said “oh nice, what’s your team”

she said “i’m a giants fan”

and that’s where a normal person would’ve said “cool, me too” and gotten her number

but i am not a normal person

my brain instantly went into terminal mode and i said “what do you think of the team?”

she looked confused

i kept going

“Darius Slayton as our WR2? Are you kidding me. Matt Nagy as our OC? Did you see what he did to Patrick Mahomes? Our franchise qb and franchise edge rusher hate each other. And we traded away our superstar DT”

she laughed nervously and said “what”

and i said “And don’t even get me started on Cam Skattebo basically trying to get himself injured”

she said “what”

and i said “so do you even follow the team”

she said “I literally have a Darius Slayton Jersey”

the vibe was GONE

just vanished. Just like Daniel Jones in primetime.

her friend pulled her away. she didn’t look back.

i was standing there alone at a wedding holding a drink i wasn’t even sipping, doing MENTAL MATH on how someone could claim to be a giants fan and think this Darius Slayton deserved that contract.

my cousin walked over and said “bro she looked into you what happened”

i said “she’s a casual”

he said “so?”

SO???

i then realized i would rather cut off my entire family than to share a bloodline with someone of the same species that couldn’t comprehend this

she had a pretty face but a DISGUSTING perspective on life that i just couldn’t get behind

could’ve had her number

she could’ve been the mother of my children

COULD’VE.

but now at least she knows i know ball

and honestly that’s worth more

[Jarret Thompson @ThompsonJarret]

Damn right Wingo. Show this loser up

[trey wingo @wingoz]

“Let your apology be as loud as your disrespect “. I think somebody said that once

[Jarret Thompson @ThompsonJarret]

SEC prediction:
Georgia goes undefeated in the regular season before playing Texas in the SEC title game

[Jarret Thompson @ThompsonJarret]

Today seems like a great day to extend Quinn Hughes @mnwild @RussoHockey

[Jarret Thompson @ThompsonJarret]

@scottcoleman55 The lockout will probably change things

[Jarret Thompson @ThompsonJarret]

Nope. It’s just the hate JT gets cause he is “cringe”. I don’t think fans even like Brown it’s just to hate on Tatum

[Adam @AdamDavis]

Has there ever been a duo before where the talent gap was this large but basically the entire media landscape and most fans just pretend thats not the case?

[Jarret Thompson @ThompsonJarret]

@paulbunyan97 @DylanLoucks4 True, however, on any cup team people will have to step up. Look at some of the guys that stepped up in the playoffs for the Canes and Knights. If we win a cup, someone like Shabanov or Brink will have a career year

[Jarret Thompson @ThompsonJarret]

Put Boldy and Kirill on separate lines and it looks even better. Still need one more center and this team could win it all

[Dylan Loucks @DylanLoucks4]

#mnwild projected lines right now as it stands.

Kaprizov-Eriksson Ek-Boldy
Coleman-Hartman-Brink
Trenin-Yurov-Shabanov
Foligno-McCarron-Foligno
Sturm

Hughes-Faber
Brodin-Spurgeon
Maatta-Bogosian
Hunt (RFA)

Wallstedt
Gustavsson
Pickard

[Jarret Thompson @ThompsonJarret]

@steaakfriend HOT DUDE, and he is swinging the bat well too