Jessica

Follow me back, love meeting new people :) xo

[Jessica @ThomsonRaleymny]

White people: "Hello, I would like to order..." Black people: "Yeah, let me get uhhh... Hold up! *Mumbles* What the fuck do I want?

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I Wish My Daughter Would Make A Twerk Video...So I Can Twerk A Belt Across That Ass!

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#ReplaceMovieTitleWithRatchet Diary of a Mad Ratchet Woman

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Why are 12 year olds subtweeting? Y'all little asses tweeting via leapfrog laptop?

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#WaysToMakeWomenSmile Kiss her on her neck.

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Your Girlfriend Ain't Suppose To Know About Them Hoes , Them Hoes Suppose To Know About Your Girlfriend .

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NO, you don?t have ?haters?. People just don?t like you. Get over yourself hoe.

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Those people that lie too much that they start to believe their own lie smh

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I dont understand how these CNN reporters could be in the heart of the hurricane! The second i feel a raindrop id be outta that bitch!

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Wanna know something? Ask. Don't assume shit. That's how problems start.

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If I actually spoke my mind, I'd be in deep trouble.

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If I'm in a bad mood DON'T TOUCH ME. Don't poke me, tickle me, grab me.. Nothing. I will break your arm.

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Me, jealous of you? Bitch please

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You can pretend we are strangers, but I have seen you naked before

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#NationalTitsDay shout out to the white girls with nice tits ??

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Somewhere In the hood, a 5yr old is "droppin it" like its hot while the family is clappin & yellin "Go SHANIQUA! Work it girl!"

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1 new message: runs for phone, jumps over sofa, pushed mom out the way. Grabs phone... The message: "K"

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I've been disappointed so many times, not giving a fuck is almost a reflex

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#IllNeverForget The people who lost their lives on 9-11.

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If you have to SNEAK to do it, LIE to cover it up, or DELETE it to avoid it being seen then maybe you SHOULDN'T be doing it anyway.