Sebastian

[Sir-Rap-A-Lot @Osama_otero]

Script writers wa Kenyan movies lazima tu wapush agenda ya dem cool kid ako inlove na boy wa Jogoo Rd.

[Bola Banjo @bolaabanjo]

House hunting, job hunting, wife hunting.
May the hunter live long.

[wambui @wambuijoan2024]

"Shughulika na sahani yako ya pilau wachana na sahani yangu ya githeri"

......Heha CEO 2026

[Tumezoza kwa mneti @felix_odhiambo_]

Kwa mambo zangu personal nakuanga muongo kuliko rais wenyu

[Kartelo🦍🇦🇷 @curtiske8]

Naskiza Wakadinali nikiosha vyombo alafu Sewersydaa anasema; "Mziza na uko kwa vyombo"

[Tumezoza kwa mneti @felix_odhiambo_]

Napiga low taper na 1500 alafu huyu Millenial anaita pank??

[St.Paul's University @SPUKenya]

Question 1

[Tumezoza kwa mneti @felix_odhiambo_]

Mpaka sai local haiko Open?? Watu wanacheza na kazı.

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Mjengo leo tumemalisa saa saba aki. Fornication is upon us brethren. Happy weekend!

[Kartelo🦍🇦🇷 @curtiske8]

It's about time we license people who prepare pilau, we can't be having too many quacks!

[𝐘𝐯𝐞𝐬 @thenayvuiiiton]

Has anyone else realized there's nothing to fucking watch on youtube anymore.

[cuntstance @ssaauuraa]

Naendanga kusota, pesa inakuja out of nowhere 😭 Okay universe, I get it.

[Eünæh @YaGal_Eunndrio]

Kutoa mguu moja ndani ya duvet joto ikiwa mingi needs to be studied

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Jamaa wa 9–5 sahii wanaosha Tin ya kubeba Githeri waru kesho wakienda job

[kijana ya KMTC™🇰🇪 @KijanayaKmtc]

Me adding "na umebatizwa kweli?" to a dying talking stage 🙄😂

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

It is very important that as you get older you start buying more quality clothes.

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Shiet! What is this cold! Hii mwezi maji itaguzika kweli mungu baba

[GR!ZZLY🐻 @Griz_zly8]

Ile bangi nilivuta 7 years ago inafaa itoke kwa akili kesho masaa kama hii

[Esluva 🎀 @Vesper_2005]

me after seeing my old conversations where I expressed myself too much

[𝑾𝒊𝒍𝒔𝒐𝒏🎭 @wil_sonn1]

Rider: fdgyhjhxfh ghjuffdgg
Customer: Eeh ruto ni mwizi

Rider: Nasema mia utaweka kwa paybill ya sifuna alafu balance unipee