thor

Full time satirist, Theatre Operator, Trivia Host @ Hammered Trivia, TV host NC Beat, occasional stand up comedian, activist/protestor etc! #TYTarmy.

[thor @ThorDollar]

Her: Let’s watch 47 Meters Down Uncaged tonight!
Me: yassssss!
Her: don’t wear it!
Me: don’t wear what?
Her: Don’t!
Me:

#SharkBait @47MDown

[thor @ThorDollar]

Our first date was @nottjmiller comedy show. So of course tonight we have to see him again at @ImprovRaleigh.

[Jason Mariani @PajamaCaniac]

Happy Friday Caniacs! In honor of my account hitting 1000+ followers.... IT'S TIME FOR A CANES GIVEAWAY

RT and Like this tweet for your chance to win a Brady Skjei signed puck!!! Winner will be drawn on Sunday before the game!

(Must be following me)

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

Sunday giveaway!

RT for a chance to win a $100 gift card to both @HarrisTeeter and @PNCArena.

[thor @ThorDollar]

@Canes Actual photo of Frederik Andersen enjoying the “Island Life” is a mood. @NHL @Canes @thatcanesguy #NHLPlayoffs2024 #PlayoffMode @CaniacSessions @TheCaniacReport

[thor @ThorDollar]

Dear @Canes Get your fantastic social media team to photoshop Anderson enjoying the “island life” on the beach. Light blue water coming up on him with white sands behind him. Kthanxbai

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

RT FOR THE VIBES

[thor @ThorDollar]

@Canes @GreatClips

[thor @ThorDollar]

@Canes @GreatClips Martinook!

[thor @ThorDollar]

No but seriously. If this is a scam, bravo👏🏼, all the emails and everything look legit. Including accompanied email from @jpmorgan But again. If legit. Why am I even being asked to waste my time instead of it just being credited to the next bill. Hard pass. Keep the $14. 👀

[thor @ThorDollar]

Keep getting emails about being owed a $14 refund from @Nationwide. Is this legit? They want me to set up banking info for a “fast, free, convenient refund”. You know what’s faster and more convenient and won’t risk being scammed, credit it towards my next bill. Problem solved.

[thor @ThorDollar]

$2.50 to put a little air in my tire?
That’s some (puts on glasses) …
SERIOUS INFLATION 👀

No but for real. Late stage capitalism is awesome isn’t it?

[thor @ThorDollar]

@Canes @GreatClips Staal

[thor @ThorDollar]

@Canes

[thor @ThorDollar]

@laurenboebert @NancyMace I completely agree with @laurenboebert , trumps behavior (rape) is abhorrent.

[thor @ThorDollar]

@mmmmmmsarah Just such a sick play. And Svech right there for a potential pass / rebound too 🥰

[thor @ThorDollar]

Looking forward to seeing @nottjmiller perform in Raleigh tonight 9:15pm show. Not to brag, but one time he called me a “secret genius” during a set a few years ago. Never know what you’re gonna get with this guy. Also… on a first date tonight. So let’s get real weird with it.

[thor @ThorDollar]

@mmmmmmsarah

[thor @ThorDollar]

@Canes

[thor @ThorDollar]

@SaraCivian Outfit of the slay 🤩