coolest guy in town

10 years in the joint I’ve seen it all baby

[coolest guy in town @ThorFxlcon]

The america I believe in

[Hazelnik @kosher_nostra]

we used to be a country. a proper country.

[Jerry_Saiyan @JerryWillResist]

Only the “ Stupid “ will dispute this

[adapt🪷 @adaptability_]

im fucking crying yo, nigga typed squigger

[JQuery @JQuery_NOVA]

This is how we win

[Kisu @Kisu_Morrow]

10 years ago, my main friend group stopped playing Minecraft for good. I drifted away as they mostly played FPS's but I stuck with the world, building alone, for no one but myself.

Now, I have close people exploring and wanting to see more. I'm glad I can share it. #Minecraft

[Joe Vargas @AngryJoeShow]

When you are in Day 157 of a 3 day "quick and easy" special military operation against Iran and have run out of ideas and run low on munitions.

[megan @diarrheamegan]

I plan on touching you.

[HELLRAISER @VagusInParadiso]

The fact that he has 11000 hours in Angry Birds and divorced his wife BECAUSE of Angry Birds had me laughing my ass off the entire day yesterday

[Skippy @SkipSwags]

She cheated

[SP @sspencerukk]

Of course he doesn’t want broccoli, he was in the womb feasting on 1942 and percocets

[raph :)) @acnlstan]

they’re saying it’s the greatest letterboxd account of all time

[i’m so green @earlgreyenjoyer]

Some guy in the row in front of me said “nah you’re on your own after that” when mj asked him to bring her home. Like yeah dude that’s why you’d never be spiderman you’re not that guy pal

[WHAM ひ @Charlie_1fr]

i would have fucked up every villain and thug in nyc dat night i dare a nigga to rob a bank

[Pubity @pubity]

Jacob Batalon, the CEO of Some EXcellent movies, has played a role in all 4 of the biggest box office opening films in history.

He and Tom Holland are the only actors to accomplish this feat.

[Gene Park @GenePark]

186 words vs. 6 words

[BearsShowYo @BearsShowYo]

The White Sox are on another planet bro, no team can stop them😭😭😭

[julia @eathedocument]

once you’ve been to derry you’ll never stop wanting to beat the british government to death with your bare hands

[symplyTonbra @SymplyTonbra]

AVATAR AANG: THE LAST AIRBENDER’ has opened with $415M worldwide.

Second biggest opening weekend for an animated film OF ALL TIME

[(((Jew))) @JoshMalina]

Citi Field’s Two Stand Solution.