Friendly Neighborhood Goth

UNO Alumna // I wear too much black// Capricorn// Corgi Mom

[Friendly Neighborhood Goth @ThorKayla]

Vala’s is the Disneyland of Nebraska

[Friendly Neighborhood Goth @ThorKayla]

I’m good at saving money until September rolls around; How am I supposed to save money when a little ghost wearing a hat is starring at me in the empty “back to school” aisle of Target?

[Friendly Neighborhood Goth @ThorKayla]

Not Genesis threatening to take me to court bc I didn’t pay my outstanding balance on my account they neglected to inform me about for MONTHS

[Friendly Neighborhood Goth @ThorKayla]

Another one bites the dust

[Friendly Neighborhood Goth @ThorKayla]

I’m making a thread for everything my dog destroys.

[Friendly Neighborhood Goth @ThorKayla]

*Me wondering why I like the show “Inventing Anna” so much*
*credits at the end of an episode*: SHONDA RHIMES

[Friendly Neighborhood Goth @ThorKayla]

If I roast you, it means I like you and consider you a friend/important to me. So sorry but that’s just how it works

[Friendly Neighborhood Goth @ThorKayla]

Other people: “oh my gosh you leave your dog kenneled up all day? That poor baby 🥺”
My dog when I’m home:

[Friendly Neighborhood Goth @ThorKayla]

@EastThor Thanks dawg

[Friendly Neighborhood Goth @ThorKayla]

I had someone ask me why I always do the most for other people? Bc I know how it feels to have no one go the extra mile for you, and I don’t want anyone to have to feel like I do.

[Friendly Neighborhood Goth @ThorKayla]

It’s a lay in bed and make pictures out of the popcorn ceiling texture kind of night

[Omaha Scanner @omaha_scanner]

Police would also like to remind citizens of Nebraska State Statute 28-472, which grants amnesty from criminal prosecution to anyone who requests emergency medical assistance in response to a drug overdose of himself, herself, or another person.

[Friendly Neighborhood Goth @ThorKayla]

@kyrstey Ring my line bb

[Friendly Neighborhood Goth @ThorKayla]

@kyrstey 👀 I can make your wishes into reality

[Friendly Neighborhood Goth @ThorKayla]

Me: “Man, why do I feel exhausted and have an awful migraine?”
my pills I forgot to take today chillin on my counter: “idk dawg, weird”

[Friendly Neighborhood Goth @ThorKayla]

You may not believe crystals work, but tell that to the $300 extra dollars that appeared on my paycheck after I just bought some jade

[Friendly Neighborhood Goth @ThorKayla]

Kayla_Thor is the handle 🥺 really hoping these crystals I bought pull through

[Venmo @Venmo]

New year, new #VenmoMe. We’re giving out $10,000 today. RT this w/ your Venmo handle and you just might ✨ manifest ✨ $100, $250, or $500.

Must follow @Venmo. No purch nec. Ends 1/5. US only, 18+. Venmo acct req’d. Rules: https://t.co/g4KLdG1U1l

[Friendly Neighborhood Goth @ThorKayla]

Look, you can’t be 5’8 AND a conservative. Two negatives don’t cancel each other out in this situation.

[Friendly Neighborhood Goth @ThorKayla]

COVID really out here playing favorite, and it’s me. 2nd time COVID has decided I’m their perfect match