Matt McKenzie

Largely baffled by the folk of the world; voracious reader; spinner of plates; musician; teacher; composer; drama leader; wazzock; a bit lefty. Thanks.

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@yvanciborow @AuschwitzMuseum Steady on, though. The Germans of today are absolutely not the Nazis of the Second World War. Holding today’s people of Germany responsible for these acts of atrocity would be bonkers.

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@aligarchy “Hey, guys! This is how I walk up a flight of stairs!”

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@aligarchy Thank CHRIST for THAT!

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@guardian Wait a minute…she HAD public support?!

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Just finished “How Not to be Wrong” by @mrjamesob and thoroughly enjoyed it, perhaps even more so than “How to be Right”. I found the (sometimes) brutal honesty and openness with which he writes to be inspiring and uplifting. An excellent book. Thank you, James. Genuinely.

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I firmly believe that every time Our Keith becomes emotional, a demon is forcibly returned to Hell. #PotteryThrowdown

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Get it. Get it for Hilda! #PotteryThrowdown

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@buntyhoven You know the old saying:

I ❤️ New York
I ♣️ seals

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DRINK! #PotteryThrowdown

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DRINKING GAME: every time Keith wells up, we get to down a G&T - COME ON! #PotteryThrowdown

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DRINK! #PotteryThrowdown

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@Nigel_Farage @Mark_Spencer They’re an endangered species, you goon.

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@Nigel_Farage Use of the word “invasion” is wrong, Nigel. It’s not an “invasion”, and I believe you use the word to work people’s tempers up. This isn’t patriotism you’re displaying, mate. It’s hate-mongering.

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@AdrianM57018419 @jdpoc @EmmaonTwatter @MitchBenn “Beep bloop beep”

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@gregfoot Is “bacon” acceptable? Happy New Year to you both.

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@helenczerski I genuinely try and see a sensible reason behind decisions I disagree with (i.e. Brexit, voting for the Tories, not taxing the super-wealthy, etc.) so I might sleep better. I regularly fail to find any.

This being a case in point.

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@kite_colin @BBCPolitics @BBCNews Have a word with yourself, Col, old chap.

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@CDML @Newbiee_Me @MarinaPurkiss @trussliz nAh It WuZ aLl PrOjEcT fEaR iNnIt BrUv [insert any number of Union/England Flag emjojis here]

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@Vitt2TsNoC I always do “Are You Gonna Be My Girl” and am bloody awful at it.

I never learn.

I blame Timothy Taylor.