Lord Calum Thornton

Cricket. Politics. Fine dining and good banter.

[Lord Calum Thornton @ThorntonCalum]

MAJOR RISK:- if they score the same number Of goals it may be a draw. #letsbeatthebookiesoldchap

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Tonight's tip: scotland v England, Match Result:- which ever team scores more goals will win.
#letsbeatthebookiesoldchap

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Im starting going to start giving result tips for those who want to know who to put there money on. coming soon! #letsbeatthebookiesoldchap

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Many people are not supporting the country they were born in today. I say, wise up people! Its football that needs our support not a country

[Lord Calum Thornton @ThorntonCalum]

At last restore I have had to book a public train ticket! Yet this bleeding scotrail website is slower than a dead slug, i.e. Very slow.

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Celebrate #Diwali the Festival of Lights with our free event in Trafalgar Square @DiwaliLondon on Sunday http://t.co/5IIYKhGvwv

[Lord Calum Thornton @ThorntonCalum]

Watching Countdown.

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Lads, lads, lads!

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Pub, pub, pub!

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@ScottHarkness7 I agree

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Ireland 5-0 up! Great stuff! If they score again they will have scored 6 in this match.

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Here we, here we, here fucking go!!

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There have been lots of conspiracy theories going around but I would like to clarify that yes I am the archbishop of bantenbury

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You know it's the cricket teams night out when the TV get switched on! #highclassbanter #toplads

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WARNING: it's crickets teams night #uncontrolablebanter

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Someone just opened a packet of crisps in the silent study zone. ARE THEY WANTING A STERN TALKING TOO?!

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Just getting a law ball ticket. It has a ceilidh. I very much enjoy ceilidhs.

[Lord Calum Thornton @ThorntonCalum]

I went to public law lecture today. They spoke about private law when on a tangent. I don't like suprises.

[Lord Calum Thornton @ThorntonCalum]

Does anyone know where I can buy Vaseline? Asking for a friend.

[Lord Calum Thornton @ThorntonCalum]

Left some tshirts on my floor last night because they were damp but now they are somewhat dry.