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mike wheeler defense lawyer | byler
20 year old lesbian disaster | 5’9”
I write fanfiction sometimes too ig

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@ao3atmidnight i dont have any backup but same. this acc is anon for a reason lol

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@bl33dingsouls omg this happened to me too!! how do i even report they got hacked?

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@kidovna had to go to miami yesterday and i soft launched going to an imax showing in the car. barely got tickets but it was great. definitely worth sitting three hours and going home in miami rush hour

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@miwinatina pls dont die

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how do i even tell a mutual they got hacked? like the scammer contacted me thru their dms?

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@discordofnomad real

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@7missedclouds @lightsflicker_ yes exactly! theres no doubt he cares for her and i think he did love her enough as a kid to confuse that with romantic feelings. but also, i think he didnt see her as fully as her saw his other friends and she was never going to be number 1 in his heart

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@JohnSmithdv17 didnt get far enough for them to ask me for money. but it was a genuine twitter acc that i think got hacked bc the profile checked out. feel bad for them

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first time getting scammed kinda nervous

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@BylerificFanFic @sunnykisslover thank you im reading expeditiously

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@bl33dingsouls ikr but tbh i think the person who sent that got hacked bc it came from a real byler acc. dont know how to report that tho

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@JohnSmithdv17 i didnt pay them anything but i did text them for a while

[adelaide @adelaidestom]

reading your own fanfic and realizing you’re not modern shakespeare and your writing is genuinely so bad

[ess ✶⋆.˚ dragonwise ceo @snoopysorcerer]

guys pleak,,, don’t get off the byler bus 😭 please kinktober is only a few months away,,,, i have 20+ wips sitting in my ellipsus docs,,,, i can’t lose you guys 😭😭😭 PLEASE

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@ceeyoulaterrr im still here

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the fact that small town boy keeps coming up on 80s mixes now shows us just how powerful bylers are. it wasnt even in the show

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i hid a pint of ben & jerrys in the freezer to gorge myself on tonight but my mom has decided that everything that can be done in a kitchen must be done so i cant even get in there 😭😭

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@miwinatina me too sis

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my editing process is that I write a chapter, I post chapter, I stalk chapter, I read chapter, I edit chapter, I look at chapter stats, I reread chapter, I edit chapter, rinse and repeat until someone leaves a positive comment

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how i love mike wheeler centric fics where he’s miserable