Teddy Talks

[Magszilla @barrelofbourbon]

If you have the time to type a zillion red flags - 🚩

[Teddy Talks @ThorpeNPhilky]

Now that Hot Girl Summer is over can we fully embrace Dad Body Autumn?

[Teddy Talks @ThorpeNPhilky]

@RonZacconi If being unexceptional at everything makes me exceptional then I must be really really really exceptional.

[Teddy Talks @ThorpeNPhilky]

Who is gonna play Jen Psaki @jrpsaki in the future #PsakiBomb movie?

[Katherine MacKenzie @FakeNewsHuntres]

@PeterSchorschFL @CDCgov @NikkiFried Just now 6 kids are in hospital with Covid in Fl pneumonia is a given, here’s what a 9 yr old with pneumonia looks like. He spent 3 days in P-ICU 6 days in all in the hospital. If you could prevent a child from going through this just by wearing masks why the hell wouldn’t you?

[Teddy Talks @ThorpeNPhilky]

@charliekirk11 So dumb

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

While the diapered Orange nut job spews crazy ass nonsense on a stage in Finger Bang Yer Sister Arizona, I’m reminded of the following:

Joe Biden told trump to shut up on national television.
And then he took his job, his house & his Twitter account.

Yeah, that was awesome.

😂

[Teddy Talks @ThorpeNPhilky]

@salenerrrr Yes we is.

[Bradley Whitford @bradleywhitford]

Retweet this. Relentlessly.

[Bloomberg Opinion @opinion]

Nearly 19% more Americans died in 2020 than in 2019, according to the @CDCgov.

This is the biggest such increase since 1918, when deaths rose 30%.

Deadly pandemics will do that https://t.co/Jq5xiTw5iv

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

fucking relieved to finally have a president who isn't a wholly-owned subsidiary of Vladimir Putin

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

Please stop calling undocumented people who pay taxes “freeloaders.” A freeloader is a centibillionaire who pays $0 in federal income taxes and claims a $4,000 tax credit for his kids.

[Annie Apple @SurvivinAmerica]

But Naomi Osaka couldn’t listen to her mind without folks losing theirs 😏

[I Smoked Mitch McConnell's Brain @BlackKnight10k]

Twitter suspending a former 3 star general on Memorial Day for trying to incite a military coup might be the most patriotic statement any social media company has ever made.

[RonBeGone @ron_begone]

We are going to end the political career of Ron DeSantis but we need your help. We are currently at 9,400.

Can we hit 10k followers?

Yes Yes Yes
👇 👇 👇

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Nothing screams, “Yep, I am a total asshole” quite like this.

[Teddy Talks @ThorpeNPhilky]

Yup Yup

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

Call me old-fashioned, but I think ending poverty and hunger on Earth is more important than colonizing Mars.