Thorpe Park Official

The official X account of the UK’s most thrilling parody, Thorpe Pork!

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We are proud to release our latest edition of the Hyperia soundtrack : Breakdown edition.

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It is with great pride that we share with you our new park entrance artwork made by our good friends @ChatGPTapp and @OpenAI

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Greetings Contenr Creators. You’re in luck. We are launching a content creator programme. Applications will be opening on the 20th of May. More details are on our website

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@laurencewells I’m just gonna say this now. Before you do. Read the name of the account

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Hey Thrillseekers. We are please to announce that tomorrow at Thorpe Park we are going to be reoping Stealth for you all to enjoy!!!

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@Benj_2007 A block is a section of ride that only one train may occupy at a time. At the end of a block zone there is a method to stop the train, in case the block zone ahead is still occupied. This is the safety system that prevents rollercoaster trains from colliding with one another.

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Great news. Colossus now doesn’t need block zones. That means the capacity will increase minimising queue times.

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Great news. For the 2025 season we’ve added “Group Queue” to the majority of our attractions. Tired of waiting in the main queue, join the new group queue so you can ride with your group.

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As you may have seen our Stealth has been temporarily unavailable. Well we have an update. Parts are on their way from Intamin however we are unsure how long they will take to arrive. However what we can guarantee is the fact that the rest of our park is fully operational

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@themeparklov3r We are currently trying to keep as much airtime saved but it will be a struggle - Matt

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After recent events regarding Hyperia. We have made the decision to close Hyperia for the rest of the week as we are going to be adding drive tyres to the outer bank. We do hope you understand

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@karlkay35055942 The staff were not at fault in this situation - Mark

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@twistandsnouts Your right. I’ll tell the engineers - Marcus

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@_skywalker14 We hope so too and hope they find there fearless soon - Marcus

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@BuildBBB9 In afraid we haven’t as the engineers at Mack Rides wouldn’t be too happy - Fiona

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@andibobo Our onsite engineers are trying there best to reopen Hyperia however the delay may be longer than we anticipated - Sharon

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@AttractionsNear We look forward to reopening our Golden Goddess once the onsite engineering team is happy - Claire

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@CoastaMania @MandsThompson @Pleasure_Beach If you want to ride a “proper” Hypercoaster, we have one at Thorpe Park

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It is with deep sadness that we announce the closer of our park due to Google Maps dictating our opening times