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GO TELL IT TO SOMEONE ELSE.

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I WANT TO EAT AT A PIZZA PARLOR THAT’S FUCKING DARK. YOU CAN’T SEE ANYBODY, AND THEY CAN’T SE YOU. STAINED GLASS LIGHTS AND HIGH-BACKED BOOTHS. PEPPERONIS THAT FILL UP WITH GREASE AND BEER BY THE PITCHER. DARK. DARK LIKE THE HULL OF A SHIP. Q*BERT AND CIGARETTE MACHINES.

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@LexG_III Hey Lex, wanted to hit you up about some 311 issues. I love their Amber video. Two things bother me, though. First, the guy riding the bike on some 3-inch handlebars. What’s up with that? Second, the warped-ass outdoor ping-pong table. So janky, piece of trash.

[THORZUL @Thorzul]

TIM REAM SUCKS.
ST. LOUIS UNIVERSITY SUCKS.
ST. LOUIS SUCKS.

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@ZODIAC_MF Jesus, why are people so FUCKING EMBARRASSING?
12-year-old me figured this out without any problems.

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@LexG_III You’re absolutely right about this. In the early days of pro wrestling, shady promoters would cheap out and hardly ever change the ring canvas, making hepatitis outbreaks pretty common. Nowadays it’s much more sanitary, but still gross.

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@ZODIAC_MF Spoken like Don Logan.

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@RtWBrian BIG NEWS

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@ZODIAC_MF Maybe he’s never seen garbage eat garbage before.

[THORZUL @Thorzul]

@agboehm @NHLFlames I was going to say Flames. I have a soft spot for them because when I was in 5th grade lots of boys in my class started collecting the Panini stickers and Calgary were the champs. Kind of felt left out because I wasn’t interested in hockey.

[THORZUL @Thorzul]

COMPLETE HORSESHIT.

[Jake Schwall @jake_schwall]

That is an absolutely absurd intentional foul call lmao

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@biggsdaddycool Not even in the same county. Likes to complain from afar.

[THORZUL @Thorzul]

Please come stand outside at 6:30 AM with a child on 16th and North Ave. whose bus to their MPS school doesn’t show up, then walk them home. Until you do that, keep quiet in Caledonia, and especially don’t mention City of Milwaukee tax money you do not pay into.

[Prescott @prescottbalch]

Shut them down. Permanently. Vouchers for everyone. This is beyond inept. It's criminal. Yes it's cold. It's cold every winter here. They keep demanding more tax money, complaining they are unfunded and treated poorly, yet they keep finding ways to do less work. @SenChrisLarson, go on record: is this the school system we should blindly support?

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@biggsdaddycool Yeah, comments like his read as “Why aren’t those n_____s in school?” to me. That’s all it is. Clown is right.

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@biggsdaddycool There are an unbelievable amount of old white men who live in southeastern Wisconsin who go out of their way to see every decision that Milwaukee Public Schools makes as a personal affront. They let their small dicks speak for them on Twitter (sic).

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@ZODIAC_MF Dude took a taxi to school every day. Legend. Got what he wanted.

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@ZODIAC_MF Erykah always makes me think about this teacher in high school. I never had him but my sister did and she said, “He always dates women with headwraps and dashikis and shit.”

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@chiefs6277 @__gritz__ @Topps 0:00

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@TimLeMule @ZODIAC_MF Sophomore year my roommate woke up and pissed in his closet. To be fair, it was a rectangular edifice, like a stall. Next day I told him about and he was all, “Oh my God, I pissed in the room.” Happy 8 years ago, Zodiac.

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@chiefs6277 @__gritz__ @Topps Go suck yourself.

[THORZUL @Thorzul]

@chiefs6277 @__gritz__ @Topps It’s *MY*.
Jesus.
You’re struggling with basic grammar while I’m at least 32 bars deep on some diss verses that rhyme “Scottie’s triple chin” with “pulled back foreskin.” The beauty of the lines is their interchangeability.

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@__gritz__ @chiefs6277 @Topps I feel like I ought to weigh in on this.