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Daily take based on nonsense

[random thots @ThotsOnTheMind]

Carbon emission keeps us alive. The Egyptians already found carbon free energy. It cooled the planet so much we entered the ice age.

[random thots @ThotsOnTheMind]

What’s one thing you have in common with Walmart? I’ll start.

Neither of us have toilet paper

[Chris Williams @ChrisMWilliams]

TWITTER: Do your thing!!! We need 50K retweets to get Busch Guy to #CollegeAmesDay

[airwrecka @martinezericaa]

Every drunk girl Saturday night 3 am

[Iowa State University Police Department @ISUPD]

100,000 retweets and we’ll wear this for finals week

[Penn State IFC @PennStateIFC]

With the current devastation in Houston, we are pledging $0.15 for every RT this gets! Please forward this along to help out those in need!

[Stadium @Stadium]

This Jose Berrios pitch: NSFW

[Ally Kochamba @allykocho]

I filmed every sneeze I had for a month

[Iowa Chill @IowaChill]

Goes to job interview:

*proudly pulls out resume*

*doesn't get job*