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My updated thesis about $ALP on $SOL and how Tucker Carlson will become a bull posting machine with insane exposure
As many of you now know, Tucker Carlson is dropping the ALP product in November (competitor to $ZYN which hit 150M)
@TuckerCarlson made his first tweet this week regarding a pre-order, which had reached 2.5m views and sent us straight from 1.5M to 4.3M in 1 candle (see below)
Tucker also has a podcast show where he brings on famous guests like @DaveRamsey and with no surprise he ALREADY has the tin of ALP sitting there in front of millions of viewers (see below)
It's just a matter of time before you @nelkboys and @realDonaldTrump on these podcasts and you already know that some of them are going to be tossing in upper deckys of ALP on camera
Aside from that, all of the puzzle pieces are perfectly put in place by the CTO team on $SOL
-3D animator on board ( $CB $JOE $BOBO & $CB team)
-Multiple 2D artists on board ( $DADDY $MORUD & $GOAT team)
-Organic support from big accounts, without any KOL allocation
-Amazing distribution
-Based as fuck community with a brotherhood that has been formed BEFORE any REAL tangible product has even touched down
With that being said, position yourself accordingly because everything under 9 figs is free money
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Introducing ALP Nicotine Pouches
Disclaimer: Yes, I’m already invested and positioned.
What is ALP?
Coming November 2024, ALP: A Better Time is the all-new nicotine pouch by Tucker Carlson. ALP satisfies and frees your mind. At ALP, we believe in a better time.
Release date: November 2024
Website: https://t.co/hC11g5IG3H
First tweet from Tucker Carlson: https://t.co/UkHk2QJTxx
- Tucker Carlson is a huge proponent of nicotine pouches like Zyn, often raving about them on podcasts such as the Nelk Boys'. However, after Zyn took a "woke" stance, Tucker denounced the brand and went all-in on his new, anti-woke Zyn replacement: ALP (Adult Lip Pillow).
- ALP is poised to be a disruptive competitor to Zyn.
- Zyn paved the way, but now ALP is set to flip the script.
- The ALP pouches will be available in November.
- The ALP community is growing rapidly even before the product launch. Expect your favorite influencers to begin organically marketing for it soon.
ALP on Sol Highlights:
First mover advantage.
- CTO from Sol https://t.co/l3aJFHw2zG
- Animation team that worked with Bobo, JOE, and others.
- Big names and whales are backing it and buying in.
- Excellent risk/reward ratio—just compare it to where Zyn is today.
- It’s on a strict list, so no other SOL ALP project can ever be copied.
- 1,000+ holders and growing.
- Engagement on all socials is outstanding, and the product hasn’t even launched yet (November release).
- @TuckerCarlson has teased the launch, and the waitlist is live. With 14M cult-like followers, he’s heavily incentivized to leverage his distribution channels to push ALP direct-to-consumer.
- Zyn is sitting around a ~$50M FDV (fully diluted valuation) and holding strong.
- Most nootropic users tend to lean right politically, making ALP well-positioned to capture market share from Zyn.
I’m only up 2x, if that, but ALP’s release in November is a no-brainer.
Thesis:
Tucker Carlson's upcoming interview with Donald Trump at the end of October will likely be the platform to begin marketing ALP to a massive audience.
I expect a comfortable 5x return, potentially 20x, and we’ll still be below Zyn’s market cap. That’s aiming low.
Look for entry points—it’s going to be a great opportunity.
ALP: Adult Lip Pillows
Dexscreener link: https://t.co/XUAeFMEL02
@LieutenantPonzi I didn’t have much purpose left in life and I went to pop an ALP in the 4d multiverse and my day instantly got better. Results may vary.