Darndale Dave

Papa was a rolling stone

[Darndale Dave @ThoughtSlayer]

@DaftLimmy Be great if you tripped over an actual vine and took a few weeks off

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@DaftLimmy Amazing how it’s such a fucking big deal. Glad he’s healthy. Be great to see these humans give a shit about the children being killed in Syria though.

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@Dollar_n_Dream Just gonna unfollow you there YA PRICK

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@Rubberbandits It’s mainly due to water charges

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@MrTomMcDermott He could manage United. Not next manager, but the one after.

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@Ste_Collins Where will you slap me Steve?

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@_naelaa @NateDiaz209 I’ll submit that yungfella in 9 seconds

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@DaftLimmy Try not exchanging words with a camera anymore eh? Or an agent, or a manager, or a publicist. Leave well alone. Put the pen and the phone down Limmy.

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@DaftLimmy You need charisma too, so you’re fucked

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@OverheardDublin They should distribute those bricks to the people of Dublin in case we get invaded by the brits again

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@philsheppard76 @OverheardDublin Good man fill

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@FootyAccums £891

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@DaftLimmy Wish hard enough and you might be good at comedy one day too

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Fart city!!!

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Long town support machine

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@BarryEugene How about tomorrow?

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Does anyone else like to draw a willy on that iPad thing you sign when you get a delivery

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#RepealtheApple #Repealthe8th

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@DaftLimmy Imaginary friends can’t betray you mate

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@DaftLimmy Good idea for another belter of a sketch Limmy 😒