itsdeathbychocolate (he/they)

good entagonist 🦆. ace. nonbinary guy. i put the bi in bismuth. aspiring duck 🦆🦆

[itsdeathbychocolate (he/they) @Thoughts4Delf]

@WhatTheADHD 1. More likely to cry, but I also cry when angry
2. Combined
3. Yes

[itsdeathbychocolate (he/they) @Thoughts4Delf]

@WonderstruckYT Oh yeah, I'll just save $1500 of my $1000 income. I'll think about the missing 500 real hard until it materializes and pay rent, utilities, health insurance and food with wishful thinking. Great plan

[꒰ daily aquatic lovelies ༚.° @aqualuvsuotd]

he’s literally a BABY so tiny and small he just HATCHED he’s not cut out for this world he’s too good too pure

[itsdeathbychocolate (he/they) @Thoughts4Delf]

@WhatTheADHD I have ADHD, which means my brain is melting

[ADHD Jesse @adhdjesse]

me: we should do that thing right now

🧠: hmm, how about _not_ right now

me: not right now?

🧠: yeah - “not right now” is my favorite time to do things

[itsdeathbychocolate (he/they) @Thoughts4Delf]

Look at me go, actually making breakfast instead of subsisting on cereal bars until I feel faint, at which point I usually eat an apple

[itsdeathbychocolate (he/they) @Thoughts4Delf]

The goblin council in my brain decides what my favorite from any given category is. I don't get a vote or an explanation. I'm just presented with the result and it's non-negotiable

[itsdeathbychocolate (he/they) @Thoughts4Delf]

My easy, step by step guide for bright red lips without spending money on lipstick:
1. Have ADHD
2. Take stimulant medication
3. Keep fucking licking your lips
4. Repeat until raw and painful

[itsdeathbychocolate (he/they) @Thoughts4Delf]

@WhatTheADHD I'm learning Russian. Wanted to do that for years and sure, the timing could be better but it's been great. I love learning languages
I'm also crocheting a lot, my girlfriend recently taught me

[itsdeathbychocolate (he/they) @Thoughts4Delf]

@netflix
Whoever was involved in this decision. Come out and face us! We just wanna talk.
#SaveWarriorNun

[itsdeathbychocolate (he/they) @Thoughts4Delf]

@netflix #SaveWarriorNun fuckfaces

[itsdeathbychocolate (he/they) @Thoughts4Delf]

@WhatTheADHD I have ADHD, so it makes sense that I am not thinking about it. Yeah, that tracks

[itsdeathbychocolate (he/they) @Thoughts4Delf]

FUCK YOU @netflix!!
#SaveWarriorNun

[itsdeathbychocolate (he/they) @Thoughts4Delf]

In front of you appears a disembodied hand.
Will you let it join your band?

[itsdeathbychocolate (he/they) @Thoughts4Delf]

Person: hi!
Social anxiety: *yeets all the thoughts out of my brain like a petulant child*
Me: uuuhhh...

[itsdeathbychocolate (he/they) @Thoughts4Delf]

Just survived a 4 hour car ride with my mom and 10 year old sister. No cigarettes or good music, just a shitty pop radio station and screaming

[itsdeathbychocolate (he/they) @Thoughts4Delf]

Like, Jesus Christ, will you just shut up already

[itsdeathbychocolate (he/they) @Thoughts4Delf]

The ADHD urge to rip your brain out and shush it

[itsdeathbychocolate (he/they) @Thoughts4Delf]

@adhdjesse The lists include daily, weekly and monthly tasks, a backlog and regular check ups and doctor's appointments. Also upcoming appointments and phone calls I have to make soon

[itsdeathbychocolate (he/they) @Thoughts4Delf]

@adhdjesse My girlfriend designed a great planner (daily and weekly), I've laminated sooo many lists with stuff I have to do regularly that I can cross off and then wash and I wear my wristwatch during productive time and take it off when I'm done for the day.