Cal's Thoughts

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Getting on this early #selltheteam @TerryPegula

[lex @nhllex]

“1 like isn’t a lot” imagine 1 unmasked person at the lesbian bar in Massachusetts

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Friendly reminder that @lbg_nico7 is a pussy

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@ryguyexecutions We do it for the love of the game

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@BenjCobb I look them all dead in the eyes

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What do girls that vaped all of high school and college do for nicotine these days? Are they still vaping at work or have they transitioned to Zyn? I’m genuinely curious. #zyn #vape #nicotine #justacuriousguy

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Who I’m leaning on for my dynasty team to turn the corner after our 3rd place hangover loss this weekend #JMo #ginger

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@BleacherReport @AdamSchefter This was Daejon Love’s dream

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@BrockBurner25 No 2 man’s after 20 is utterly insane

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What do women do on weekends I the fall?

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This is an attack on Southwest Airlines. Apparently they think it makes sense to move a passenger’s flight up but keep their checked (golf) bag on the original flight that arrives 5 hours later. I will be using the next 2.5 hour drive getting my money back

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Trust me brother no one is trying to fuck you in the airport bathroom

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I’m sorry but putting a napkin over your beer at the bar when you go to the bathroom is a feminine move. Like no one’s roofieing your beer big dawg

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Also stuck at the airport bar for a few hours so buckle up

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I’m sorry but putting a napkin over your beer at the bar when you go to the bathroom is a feminine move. Like no one’s roofieing your beer big dawg

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@MisterIneffable Why is the patient chubbed up?

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Normalize buying stock in your boys companies to have a stake in their work performance

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Discord server son or “men are trash” daughter?

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@FSUmollz I call that the farm system

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Do European chicks be like “I need my man to be at least 183 centimeters tall”?

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Anyone else ever log into your betting app of choice and say “wow that balance seems too low” and then realize the team you bet on choked in the bottom of the 9th with a 3 run lead? Bc that was me today#fuckkansascity

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@JoeyKnish22 I just know Freddy is just a random American southerner if he’s tryna pull this off