Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

member of #TheResistance

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@magachrchpastr you don't have to utter a silent prayer

the soothing, calming voice of a pastor

can also change a persons life for the better.

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@TizzyEnt a few years back in Northern Ontario we stopped

the truck to snap a pic of a grazing moose on the side of the road.

suddenly the moose raised her head and tried to ram the truck.

a hunter buddy said we probably got between her and

her calves on the other side of road

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@magachrchpastr no worries Pastor, I donate at minimum 50% of my salary

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@PollSter_Mike1 the ' IT ' Girl on Laugh-In.

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@MASKEDMANIACXXX I have a tie between .....

The Longest Yard

&

The End

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@Boatoptional2 @DocAtCDI less knee pain 🤔

[Grandma Smokesweed @GSmokesweed1]

ONE HOUR Menu Call #menucall Wed Jun 3 is now starting. I am having Meatballs 'n gravy, mashed potatoes, carrots, bread and butter, milk and Cadbury's Chocolate for dessert!
What's on your plate next?

Please retweet!

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@TheRickWilson what makes the fall even worse

the general lives in a basement apartment

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@RepJackKimble this was posted before I moved to Cali #54 and

wasn't aware of the fine work being done by the

GOP's finest representative, Rep. Kimble.

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@keshavuvacha @theliamnissan thankfully there is no longer a need for mowing

just a pressure washer to clean the patio stones.

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@theliamnissan thankfully I still have my Dad's lawnmower 😏

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Congrats to Rep. Kimble for representing California's

54th District in the upcoming November elections 👍

[Rep. Jack Kimble @RepJackKimble]

We did it!!
https://t.co/Ora84ZUPC7

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@420iloveweed

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@Bucky__Blue @magachrchpastr @RepJackKimble a couple of bucks toward Pastor's

Yacht Force One would be a nice gesture

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@magachrchpastr @RepJackKimble I already voted by mail for Rep. Kimble

and plan on dropping in on a couple of polling

places to vote in person today 👍

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@MASKEDMANIACXXX

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@stjeff145 @GSmokesweed1

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@MASKEDMANIACXXX GEEZ, I'm an oldie but I guess I don't get out much

not familiar with this Vincent movie at all 😐