Chipwich

A kind-hearted villain.

[Chipwich @ThoughtsInMyHed]

Omw to work and saw a protest to stop workplace bullying. I subconsciously blurt out the phrase: I bet you all suck fuck to work with.

[Chipwich @ThoughtsInMyHed]

Lost a dear friend recently and the hardest part is knowing he wont be around to see the 20th, 30th, 40th or 50th anniversary release of Skyrim @BethesdaStudios

[Chipwich @ThoughtsInMyHed]

Wtf happened to all of you at sleepovers

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Imagine a road rage incident but a 6'2 210lb guy gets out blasting "hey digimon" and just chokes the fuck out of you

[Chipwich @ThoughtsInMyHed]

Woke cigarette commercial from 2026: LeBron James plays basketball with Joe camel and afterwards they have a smoke and talk about preventing aids in the younger generation

[Chipwich @ThoughtsInMyHed]

Djinn tasting

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Better have left me champs, battle hunter and chrono trigger

[Chipwich @ThoughtsInMyHed]

Gonna start playing d4 with o.d. so you feel guilty lol

[Chipwich @ThoughtsInMyHed]

You never got to see gta 6.
I get not waiting for es6, cant even be mad about that

[Chipwich @ThoughtsInMyHed]

Acting confused in the h.r. meeting when all i did was tell a guy how weird it was that he looks more like hitler now that hes shaved his mustache

[Chipwich @ThoughtsInMyHed]

Nut allergies are wild because what do you mean a squirrel low diffs you

[Chipwich @ThoughtsInMyHed]

Black desert's combat attached to an actual game

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I assume David cross was broke, but why did anyone else sign on for Alvin and the chipmunks: the squeakquel

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Marriage only works if your wife's a little bit racist

[Chipwich @ThoughtsInMyHed]

Watched 5 episodes of love is blind and men arent lonely enough and women deserve nothing

[Chipwich @ThoughtsInMyHed]

It took like 6 transformer movies to sort of get it right and I just don't understand how

[Chipwich @ThoughtsInMyHed]

The original mortal kombat movie is the real masterclass in how to make an adaptation

[Chipwich @ThoughtsInMyHed]

I feel bad for my mom because imagine seeing photos of your dad smiling while setting up a Christmas tree but then you realize that ain't yo mom and it ain't yo house

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100% certain (with zero proof) that YouTube was using my phone camera to check for my eyes because within a minute of setting it down it would start some bullshit 30 minute Ai generated ad. These ads rarely if ever appeared while I was actively using it

[Chipwich @ThoughtsInMyHed]

The only propaganda that worked on me is Disney's agenda of making me hate abuelas