Thoughts_by_C

I’m cool

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People should say more things like, “I bet your ass!”” Way more often.

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Fun fact: I like to eat blue sno cones over the weekend so my shit looks magical on a Monday.

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By eyes are high.

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Why are they called egg rolls? They’re not eggs.

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I’m gonna open a restaurant called Nacho Mama and it’s gonna have nachos that I get to make all messy, but you gotta do your dishes before you leave cause #NachoMama.

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If your name is Tabitha as a human, you may come back as a rescue cat.

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If you had a yam company, name it yamazon.

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I’m In THE PANTRY!!

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I miss living next to taco bueno #itsmorebueno

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I have a tortilla bestie. Ima wrap that girl up!

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Look who’s talking with John Travolta. Yeah watch that now and see how twisted that plot is 🤨

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Pairing up socks... Thickness or Brand?

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I think @chaz_marie should sing Ray Charles “I think you oughto know” that is all.

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I ate a hairy frito.

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Man... I’m deaf without my glasses.

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Pot pies aren’t made in pots.#mindblown

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If I owned a ladder company I’d name it “Nice & High”

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I’m so right now I’m jumping on that cowboy hat gettin double coins 🤣🤣🤣

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I don’t care how hot of a girl you are... ya don’t breastfeed rats.

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Burps smell like carbonated feet.
Like a Nike soda.