Gregory Scott

[Gregory Scott @Thoughtsickles]

Or just let it float over multiple large cities, nuclear facilities, etc at an embarrassingly slow rate and wait to see what happens 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Gregory Scott @Thoughtsickles]

Im disappointed at the lack of balloon jokes this week. 🎈 So here are my ideas 💡

Can’t we just shoot a big needle at it and have a laugh at the massive fart noise it would make as it chaotically spirals to the ground?

[Gregory Scott @Thoughtsickles]

SpongeBob and Patrick can steal it

Light it on fire and claim it was a rogue NYE Chinese lantern?

Tie a string to it, hook it on to the Statue of Liberty, and celebrate Americas birthday with it this July

[Gregory Scott @Thoughtsickles]

@SenWarren They already are. You, seemingly, are not bound by those same standards. Btw, word choice is important.. ‘bound’ tells us you want to restrict how the court rules based on what you deem ethical. Maybe you’ll bind and probe at the same time, weirdo. #wackadoo

[Rachel Christine @RachieRach1992]

@thetoddv RT and I’ll only wear it in your allowed seasonal timeframe…maybe. @herooine if I get it I may request a @RomeoDoubs cocktail featured on LCL …and maybe a MM photoshop 🤣 [Lafleur’s brows?]. @dakmitch feel free to promote your #87 @CampecheCo gear on here 🔥🔥🔥

[Rachel Christine @RachieRach1992]

#PackersTwitter - only time I’ll ever ask for a favor, for starters, @RomeoDoubs only has 12k followers, I think we can do better than that, don’t you? Show some love!! Need 725 RT for this beauty from @JerseyFlock - hoping some of my fave @packers people will help #GoPackGo

[Gregory Scott @Thoughtsickles]

@SenninAshura @EricDJuly You’re out of your element Donny

[Gregory Scott @Thoughtsickles]

@CWNewser You’re an actual fuck.

[Gregory Scott @Thoughtsickles]

@RachieRach1992 🙀

[Gregory Scott @Thoughtsickles]

@KimFCoates @StephenKing Go bolts! Jacked about the Stanley cup W! 🤙🏻🤙🏻 #gooncoach #coachcoates

[Jack Posobiec @JackPosobiec]

Bernie Sanders organizer promises Stalin-style gulags for Trump supporter

[Justin Thomas @JustinThomas34]

Just a video for those who didn’t know how bad it really got out there... my dad took this when we were on 16 green/17 tee. Worst weather I’ve ever played in! ☔️ 💨

[Rachel Christine @RachieRach1992]

Colton waiting for Cassie to express herself: #TheBachelor

[Gregory Scott @Thoughtsickles]

@HuffPost You can’t possibly get any more idiotic...?

[Gregory Scott @Thoughtsickles]

Serious blunder @LambeauField #talkofthebathroomline #notjustoneopinion

[Gregory Scott @Thoughtsickles]

Imagine if @LambeauField had enough port o potty’s for the Steve miller concert. #justathought #ihad30minutesinlinetothinkofthistweet #almostpissedmyself

[Gregory Scott @Thoughtsickles]

@Mikel_Jollett “Can you imagine us years from today, sharing a park bench quietly? How terribly strange to be seventy. Old friends. memory brushes the same years. Quietly sharing the same fears.”

[Rachel Christine @RachieRach1992]

@NFL Poll of the Day:

If @AaronRodgers12 and Tom Brady traded teams, which team would improve and which team would be worse? @packers @Patriots #whoistherealMVP #greenbaypackers #newenglandpatriots #GOAT #fanduel

[Gregory Scott @Thoughtsickles]

Robotic greens mower demo at Eastward Ho. #cubcadet #RG3

[Adam McCalvy @AdamMcCalvy]

Eric Thames was drug tested again tonight. "If people keep thinking I'm on stuff, I'll be here every day. I have a lot of blood and urine."